The Ashes 2023

[Mumbles274]

Who's winning? Still too early to tell etc

Gotta love test cricket... The pendulum swings again!!

 

[two sheds]

Bloody hell Stokes

 

[pbsmooth]

they're trying to Bazball it over the line.

 

[Santino]

Who watches this absurd sport?

 

[Petcha]

Stokes is bowling at 70-80mph. Either he or Jimmy has to make way for Wood next game.

 

[starfish]

This has been quite an exciting test match for us neutrals.

 

[Elpenor]

Maybe that’s the game?

 

[Santino]

Amazing choice to let Root keep bowling

 

[Petcha]

Stokes is ridiculous. This is not a great set of players. Imagine what he could do with the resources Cummins has.

 

[two sheds]

Rooooooooooooooooooooot

Sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyd

 

[kabbes]

Test match cricket — so dull

 

[Mogden]

The first test?! What will my nerves be like by the end!

 

[gosub]

This has been quite an exciting test match for us neutrals.

How can you be neutral they are playing Australia

 

[starfish]

How can you be neutral they are playing Australia

Because im awkward & its complicated but i totally get what you mean.

 

[JimW]

Ridiculous declaration, as I always said.

 

[Mumbles274]

If this test is anything to go by we are in for a treat this summer

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Oh hurry up so I can at least stop sweating!!!

 

[Spymaster]

Oh hurry up so I can at least stop sweating!!!

I stopped a few overs ago. If we win this now it'll be truly extraordinary.

 

[Spymaster]

I'm half hoping they get 4 byes now, just so I can go for a piss.

 

[Mogden]

I'm glued to the spot in a beer garden. Should be inside at a gig but I dare not move and risk signal loss.

 

[Petcha]

Terrible declaration

 

[QueenOfGoths]

It's been a great match. A real scrap from both sides. Well done Australia

 

[Puddy_Tat]

bugger

 

[Petcha]

Considering England were playing a half-crocked spinner who really should have let the medical staff know he couldn't bowl anything like a test spell England did pretty well.

This aint the IPL Mo. You need to bowl more than four overs every few days.

 

[Wilf]

England a bit unlucky with Moen barely bowling and the 2 wickets they lost with bad light. Same time, if they held a couple of catches... oh, and that declaration.

 

[planetgeli]

Bit tense like.

Almost looks nailed on the Aussies will win by 2 wickets

One day some of you will acknowledge I know my cricket and I know what I'm talking about.

There's no such thing as bad declarations. Just absolutely fucking stupid ones.

Meh.

 

[Wilf]

Considering England were playing a half-crocked spinner who really should have let the medical staff know he couldn't bowl anything like a test spell England did pretty well.

This aint the IPL Mo. You need to bowl more than four overs every few days.

Did wonder about that.

 

[Petcha]

Their text exchange has aged well when he reached out to him:

Ben: Ashes?

Mo: LOL

 

[WhyLikeThis]

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Will Anderson be dropped?