The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[GarveyLives]

(Source: PA Media)

The Wally Without A Brolly​

 

[Lord Camomile]

Oh fuck, now Shammer's on; what fresh hell is this?

It's like an echo from 5th July

 

[brogdale]

Cha, Cha, Cha, Cha, Changgggeeessss...

 

[Lord Camomile]

Transcript of Starmer's speech:

"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase"

 

[ruffneck23]

I would just love it if Labour win but shammer loses his seat and corbyn and Abbott romp home as independents. And something particularly nasty happens to wes streeting

I'm with you on that

 

[two sheds]

I would just love it if Labour win but shammer loses his seat and corbyn and Abbott romp home as independents. And something particularly nasty happens to wes streeting

streeting doesn't have a large majority as I recall

 

[plurker]

The Wally Without A Brolly​

Nob without a job

 

[brogdale]

Shammer only had 2 Union flags behind him; the fucking Marxist who hates his own country

 

[Cloo]

Right, who's hosting the all-night party?

 

[Pickman's model]

streeting doesn't have a large majority as I recall

something nasty and terminal would stop his elevation to the Lords. Ideally something resistant to antibiotics

 

[Pickman's model]

Shammer only had 2 Union flags behind him; the fucking Marxist who hates his own country

He had no union banners

 

[Throbbing Angel]

It would be really funny if everywhere Sunak went for the next 5 weeks, his speeches would be drowned out by Things Can Only Get Better

Make it so!

 

[brogdale]

Right, who's hosting the all-night party?

editor

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's just occurred to me that Sunak actually started his leadership by losing an election.

To Liz Truss

 

[brogdale]

It's just occurred to me that Sunak actually started his leadership by losing an election.

To Liz Truss

Who, in turn, lost to a lettuce

 

[Lord Camomile]

Shammer only had 2 Union flags behind him; the fucking Marxist who hates his own country

Like Johnson's two articles.

 

[skyscraper101]

Oh God, Ed Davey is on now. Give it up mate.

 

[Cloo]

 

[brogdale]

Oh God, Ed Davey is on now. Give it up mate.

Who?

 

[Duncan2]

Stroke of genius to play a shit song from the 90s?

You have to be of a certain age to appreciate the depth of the contrast between the drowned rat and Blair's " a new day has dawned has it not?"

 

[Chz]

(Source: PA Media)

The Wally Without A Brolly​

Things can only get wetter?

Edit: Fuck me, the Grauniad just used that in their live feed. Psychic powers!

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[redsquirrel]

During the Scottish school holidays, so if you’re counting on Labour winning a lot of seats in Scotland maybe there’ll be an effect there…

I think he's just thought - fuck it lets get it over with - rather than any tactical or strategic reason

 

[ruffneck23]

I think he's just thought - fuck it lets get it over with

The sooner he can fuck off back to Cali the better as far as I'm concerned

 

[Lord Camomile]

 

[JimW]

Lot of major elections this year then, with India, EU, and the US to come: 25 Elections in 2024 that could change the world

 

[Louis MacNeice]

It makes sense if you are a red wall MP who thinks that enough red meat (hang immigrants? Ban woke A-levels?) would save your seat and that Cruella is just the ticket. The motivation is to save one’s own job, not Sunak’s.

It's Sunak's decision not the red wall mps?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

 

[Silas Loom]

It's Sunak's decision not the red wall mps?

Cheers - Louis MacNeice

A VONC is in the hands of the MPs.

 

[Cloo]

A VONC is in the hands of the MPs.

Put a VONC on it

 

[teqniq]

I am glad to see my speculation that he would leave as long as possible is wrong.