The 2024 UK General Election - news, speculation and updates

[Lord Camomile]

The Tory campaign machine grinds into action.

 

[krtek a houby]

Couldn't they rustle-up a gazebo ?

Austerity

 

[Pickman's model]

Did he melt though? Exactly! A bit of rain never harmed anyone.

William Henry Harrison might beg to differ

 

[ruffneck23]

Finaly

 

[Pickman's model]

You reckon? I expect he's got a little countertop fridge he can do a Boris in...

Take a big chain then to seal him in

 

[Pickman's model]

Finaly

You'll be longing for another ge by July 6 if shammer wins

 

[Petcha]

lol. i mean does nobody own an umbrella there...?

 

[Duncan2]

Stroke of genius on the part of whoever was beyond the railings with ghetto blaster

 

[gentlegreen]

4th of July FFS - a repeat of "freedom day"

 

[Petcha]

The optics of him getting absolutely drenched and his armani suit dripping while tony blair's anthem blasts from whitehall drowning him out so you could barely hear him...

 

[Lord Camomile]

The optics of him getting absolutely drenched and his armani suit dripping while tony blair's anthem blasts from whitehall drowning him out so you could barely hear him...

It is already probably his single most iconic moment.

 

[Calamity1971]

Michael Spicer is going to have a field day with that shit show.

 

[spitfire]

.

 

[Bingoman]

Stroke of genius on the part of whoever was beyond the railings with ghetto blaster

What's the betting things can only get better re enters the charts

 

[krtek a houby]

"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

 

[imposs1904]

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lol. i mean does nobody own an umbrella there...?

I thought he was wearing one of those shiny suits from the 1980s as a homage to Thatcherism.

 

[brogdale]

The optics of him getting absolutely drenched and his armani suit dripping while tony blair's anthem blasts from whitehall drowning him out so you could barely hear him...

The perfect end

 

[skyscraper101]

It would be really funny if everywhere Sunak went for the next 5 weeks, his speeches would be drowned out by Things Can Only Get Better

 

[danny la rouge]

During the Scottish school holidays, so if you’re counting on Labour winning a lot of seats in Scotland maybe there’ll be an effect there…

 

[imposs1904]

Stroke of genius on the part of whoever was beyond the railings with ghetto blaster

Stroke of genius to play a shit song from the 90s?

 

[brogdale]

During the Scottish school holidays, so if you’re counting on Labour winning a lot of seats in Scotland maybe there’ll be an effect there…

Hmmm

 

[brogdale]

Students at home?

 

[ruffneck23]

You'll be longing for another ge by July 6 if shammer wins

I dont disagree with that at all, red tories will get held with the same contempt as blue ones.



But seeing certain tories losing thier seats will be nice to see.

 

[moochedit]

July 4 means dissolution on Thursday week. That should allow time for a VONC if the awkward squad get their collaborative skates on.

Cos trying to stop the election and having a leadership contest instead will be really popular with voters

 

[Sue]

During the Scottish school holidays, so if you’re counting on Labour winning a lot of seats in Scotland maybe there’ll be an effect there…

Yep, cheaper to go on holiday right at the start as it's cheaper elsewhere in the UK then. (As is flying out of an English airport.)

 

[moochedit]

It would be really funny if everywhere Sunak went for the next 5 weeks, his speeches would be drowned out by Things Can Only Get Better

Reminds people of blair though

 

[Lord Camomile]

"We're waiting for the Labour leader to say something"

The Labour leader is waiting to be told what he should say.

 

[Dogsauce]

Will D:Ream get broadcast royalties for it effectively being played on the telly, across multiple channels globally? Kerching.

 

[Pickman's model]

I dont disagree with that at all, red tories will get held with the same contempt as blue ones.



But seeing certain tories losing thier seats will be nice to see.

I would just love it if Labour win but shammer loses his seat and corbyn and Abbott romp home as independents. And something particularly nasty happens to wes streeting

 

[brogdale]

Oh fuck, now Shammer's on; what fresh hell is this?