I'm on ur boardz, wasting ur 2024 election bandwidthz

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[Puddy_Tat]

Bromley-by-bow is in Tower Hamlets which was won by Labour I think you'll find.

i'm probably missing the joke here, but bromley football club and the bromley + biggin hill constituency are the bromley that's south of catford on the A20, that is postally still in kent but has reluctantly been a london borough since they buggered about with it in the 1960s

 

[Gromit]

We are missing a meme.

Where is the:

Jacob Rees-Mogg's next job could be in

He just doesn't know it yet

 

[Gromit]

Lizz Truss's next job could be in pork markets.

 

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Good to see the Telegraph is happy.

 

[spitfire]

That prompted me to go and have a look at the meltdown in the real Telegraph.

This is quite something! Remembering a past that even if it was true she is far too young to remember.

Utterly bonkers.

https://archive.ph/IJPGW

 

[Steel Icarus]

That prompted me to go and have a look at the meltdown in the real Telegraph.

This is quite something! Remembering a past that even if it was true she is far too young to remember.

Utterly bonkers.

https://archive.ph/IJPGW

Surely that's parody

 

[steeplejack]

Happy happy joy joy.

Look at him, face like a slapped arse.

Delicious.

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That charmless knuckle-dragging buffoon being drop-kicked into oblivion was an under-rated election moment.

Utterly loathsome.

 

[hitmouse]

That prompted me to go and have a look at the meltdown in the real Telegraph.

This is quite something! Remembering a past that even if it was true she is far too young to remember.

Utterly bonkers.

https://archive.ph/IJPGW

The Reform vote is a testimony to a different memory of Britain – when children could play in streets in security and freedom and there was a well-turned-out policeman on every street corner. Now, the police are only seen knocking on people’s doors about thought crimes.
People are in mourning and only Reform has publicly recognised that something – many things – have been lost. The one who votes Reform is the one who stares down at the paper which totals their National Insurance deductions and their eyes glaze over as they recall a history when Christian charity nursed and educated the masses, and when hard work begot food and dignity, and when litter did not fringe the grass verges.

 

[two sheds]

Is that from the onion?

 

[hitmouse]

Bentley-Astor is a fantastic Telegraph columnist surname as well.

 

[steeplejack]

I mean it’s totally mad that someone supplements a no doubt vast private income peddling this nineteenth century horseshit. Or maybe its all some Chat-GPT scribed gag at our expense

 

[Gromit]

The Reform vote is a testimony to a different memory of Britain – when children could play in streets in security and freedom and there was a well-turned-out policeman on every street corner. Now, the police are only seen knocking on people’s doors about thought crimes.
People are in mourning and only Reform has publicly recognised that something – many things – have been lost. The one who votes Reform is the one who stares down at the paper which totals their National Insurance deductions and their eyes glaze over as they recall a history when Christian charity nursed and educated the masses, and when hard work begot food and dignity, and when litter did not fringe the grass verges.

Ah so we lament the days where people had to go cap in hand with no dignity and beg scraps from their betters who could bask in their Godly generosity from their gilded thrones.

Far be it for the people to band together in society to create a system where the workers earn enough to put aside money for each other (who have need) that can be claimed as a right rather than favour from the wealthy.

 

[andysays]

That prompted me to go and have a look at the meltdown in the real Telegraph.

This is quite something! Remembering a past that even if it was true she is far too young to remember.

Utterly bonkers.

https://archive.ph/IJPGW

With a name like Charlie Bentley-Astor, they were pretty much guaranteed a job writing for the Telegraph...


...as hitmouse has already pointed out

 

[JimW]

If you look her up she's been doing the loon rounds a while, Freedom Association, Battle of Ideas ad nauseam.

 

[8ball]

Surely that's parody

Yeah, utterly batshit.

 

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[Karl Masks]

Bentley-Astor is a fantastic Telegraph columnist surname as well.

Less a name, more the internal strife a rich cunt feels when deciding on which posh car to fritter their profits on, after gambling on a failed bank we are left to bail out

 

[Artaxerxes]

The Reform vote is a testimony to a different memory of Britain – when children could play in streets in security and freedom and there was a well-turned-out policeman on every street corner. Now, the police are only seen knocking on people’s doors about thought crimes.
People are in mourning and only Reform has publicly recognised that something – many things – have been lost. The one who votes Reform is the one who stares down at the paper which totals their National Insurance deductions and their eyes glaze over as they recall a history when Christian charity nursed and educated the masses, and when hard work begot food and dignity, and when litter did not fringe the grass verges.

Tell me the only history you’ve seen is Downton Abbey without telling me that’s the only history you’ve seen

 

[danny la rouge]

The Reform vote is a testimony to a different memory of Britain – when children could play in streets in security and freedom and there was a well-turned-out policeman on every street corner. Now, the police are only seen knocking on people’s doors about thought crimes.
People are in mourning and only Reform has publicly recognised that something – many things – have been lost. The one who votes Reform is the one who stares down at the paper which totals their National Insurance deductions and their eyes glaze over as they recall a history when Christian charity nursed and educated the masses, and when hard work begot food and dignity, and when litter did not fringe the grass verges.

Ah, the good old days.

 

[hitmouse]

Ah so we lament the days where people had to go cap in hand with no dignity and beg scraps from their betters who could bask in their Godly generosity from their gilded thrones.

Far be it for the people to band together in society to create a system where the workers earn enough to put aside money for each other (who have need) that can be claimed as a right rather than favour from the wealthy.

Of all the "newfangled woke nonsense" that someone could pick to complain about, I would not have guessed that National Insurance would be so high up the list. CBA apparently nostalgic for the good old days that ended in 1911. Shakes fist angrily at David Lloyd George.