I'm on ur boardz, wasting ur 2024 election bandwidthz

[The39thStep]

 

[spitfire]

If you want an (unintentional) laugh, here's a readable link to an utterly demented piece by Allister Heath in the Torygraph yesterday:

https://archive.ph/2024.07.03-224711/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/#selection-3161.505-3161.610

Including such gems as:



'Scuse me, just getting a microscope to locate my tiny violin.

I hope that prick cries himself to sleep tonight.

 

[danny la rouge]

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It’s always been pencils. Always.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

It’s always been pencils. Always.

I read somewhere (can't be bothered to try and find it, so it might be bollocks) that pencils were used so that there couldn't be suspicions that 'they' were providing pens with disappearing 'invisible' ink...

 

[Ax^]

 

[moochedit]

It’s always been pencils. Always.

You and your "facts"

 

[hitmouse]

From Hannah Proctor's instagram, suppose it could also go under "poem of the day" but here works too:
In Feb 2020 before he even won the leadership election I had a dream that some people came to my house campaigning for Keir Starmer. They were in matching suits and bizarrely their doorstep chant was like a hideous Labour Right rewrite of Zoe Leonard’s I Want a Dyke for President but it was called I Want A Bread for Prime Minister (not a loaf of bread or a slice of bread or bread but ‘a bread’) and when I woke up I wrote down what I thought they were saying. Fuck Keir Starmer.

 

[ddraig]

I read somewhere (can't be bothered to try and find it, so it might be bollocks) that pencils were used so that there couldn't be suspicions that 'they' were providing pens with disappearing 'invisible' ink...

The pencils leave a mark and ink smudges/runs

 

[Kaka Tim]

It’s always been pencils. Always.

Learnt today that - like at the bingo - you can bring your own dabber.

 

[weltweit]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

from the guardian's dogs at polling stations feature.

guess this doggy is not a fan

 

[The39thStep]

Reform's youth wing takes some beating especially the footwear

 

[WouldBe]

The biggest match of the 'Euros' is about to start.


Tories v Labour kickoff 10pm.

 

[strung out]

Reform's youth wing takes some beating especially the footwear

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Haven’t yet graduated to the Jack boots

 

[klang]

Reform's youth wing takes some beating especially the footwear

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someone got a couple of cheeky brekkie bongs in.

 

[Dandred]

 

[Gromit]

Reform's youth wing takes some beating especially the footwear

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Is that a golden calf in the background?

 

[nogojones]

Where's the Buckfast vote going?

I went for Plaid this time round

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Is that a golden calf in the background?

i was wondering if it was a monument to geronimo the alpaca

 

[JimW]

I went for Plaid this time round

Cymru am byth!

 

[WouldBe]

I quickly zoomed in on the footwear and thought it was big bird until I zoomed out.

 

[nogojones]

Exactly how I sound after a bottle of Bucky

 

[emanymton]

Wrong thread

 

[8ball]

So that’s where Technotronic have been all this time:

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[skyscraper101]

 

[Yossarian]

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I thought Alex Jones on the left there had other things to cry about

 

[Dandred]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]