I'm on ur boardz, wasting ur 2024 election bandwidthz

[A380]

 

[gosub]

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I think Thund3rbirds 2ould have been very different if International Rescue had been aligned with Farages politics

 

[Nine Bob Note]

I think Thund3rbirds 2ould have been very different if International Rescue had been aligned with Farages politics

The Mole would need higher status

 

[gosub]

The Mole would need higher status

Drilling holes in the bottom of boats?

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Drilling holes in the bottom of boats?

No, praising mighty mighty Vladimir. Gordon on TB4 will be stopping the boats.

 

[petee]

 

[zahir]

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[brogdale]

Having to stay with my elderly parents in Fav atm, they received this GOTV flyer this morning. Nothing wrong with; quite informative tbh.

What took my eye was their polling station, St Jude Welcome Centre; those of you who know your saints will, of course, be aware that, amongst other things, St Jude is the patron saint of lost causes and desperate situations.

Circs here mean I Can’t post much atm, wishing all posters the election results evening they want.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[BoatieBird]

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This is local to me, I often see him out and about.
He's got a sign on the side saying 'You Dump, We Pump'

 

[cupid_stunt]

Well done to the Daily Star, for the best front page today.

 

[Dogsauce]

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Having to stay with my elderly parents in Fav atm, they received this GOTV flyer this morning. Nothing wrong with; quite informative tbh.

What took my eye was their polling station, St Jude Welcome Centre; those of you who know your saints will, of course, be aware that, amongst other things, St Jude is the patron saint of lost causes and desperate situations.

Circs here mean I Can’t post much atm, wishing all posters the election results evening they want.

That’s the first time I’ve seen a bar chart where they’ve actually exaggerated the bar for the ‘can’t win here’ parties.

 

[Dogsauce]

Well done to the Daily Star, for the best front page today.

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Is that the first time ‘bellend’ has appeared on a front page?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Is that the first time ‘bellend’ has appeared on a front page?

I am fairly sure they have used it before, when they run a load of front pages featuring Johnson as a clown with a ever growing Pinocchio nose.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

 

[A380]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Dandred]

 

[rubbershoes]

"I'll tell you what my problem is: having to listen to your crap for the last 14 years. You've been in government for 5168 days, you little shits. And you, check out is twelve noon tomorrow."

 

[Cloo]

If you want an (unintentional) laugh, here's a readable link to an utterly demented piece by Allister Heath in the Torygraph yesterday:

https://archive.ph/2024.07.03-224711/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/#selection-3161.505-3161.610

Including such gems as:

The likely scale of the defeat will be crushing for remaining Tory MPs. Former top ministers will become obscure non-entities overnight. They will lose their ministerial cars and special advisers, and many will become the butt of jokes. Nobody will care what they say or do. Few will even return their calls.

'Scuse me, just getting a microscope to locate my tiny violin.

 

[danny la rouge]

If you want an (unintentional) laugh, here's a readable link to an utterly demented piece by Allister Heath in the Torygraph yesterday:

https://archive.ph/2024.07.03-224711/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/#selection-3161.505-3161.610

Including such gems as:



'Scuse me, just getting a microscope to locate my tiny violin.

First paragraph is a belter! I won’t spoil it.

 

[Yossarian]

If you want an (unintentional) laugh, here's a readable link to an utterly demented piece by Allister Heath in the Torygraph yesterday:

https://archive.ph/2024.07.03-224711/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/#selection-3161.505-3161.610

As far as the Civil Service would be concerned, the Overton window will have slammed shut

surprised he didn't go with 'putting French blinds on the Overton window' or 'refusing to get the Overton window cleaned'

 

[pesh]

If you want an (unintentional) laugh, here's a readable link to an utterly demented piece by Allister Heath in the Torygraph yesterday:

https://archive.ph/2024.07.03-224711/https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/07/03/uk-to-enter-nightmare-much-darker-than-anyone-realises/#selection-3161.505-3161.610

Including such gems as:



'Scuse me, just getting a microscope to locate my tiny violin.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

 

[Kaka Tim]

The (checks notes) "hellscape" that awaits us come starmergedddon -

It would seek to leverage the Equality Act to conscript every company in the fight against “social inequality” via “positive discrimination”. It would double down on net zero and the war on cars. It would start copying EU rules, just for the sake of it. It would find it much easier to jack up taxes in its first Budget, including on wealth, inheritance and property. It would turn a blind eye to illegal immigration, and would gradually further increase legal immigration, egged on by radical open-border activists within the Left’s parliamentary ranks.

 

[Calamity1971]

Desperation from hands

 

[moochedit]

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We're weird? You have your election on Nov 5th when you should be watching fireworks while eating hot dogs

 

[The39thStep]

 

[Sasaferrato]

Well done to the Daily Star, for the best front page today.

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Yep, the SNP reduced to twenty seats or so is worth sitting up for. Today Westminster, tomorrow Holyrood. The Sons of Donaldson will be defeated.

 

[Combustible]

Is that the first time ‘bellend’ has appeared on a front page?

Nope