Ukraine and the Russian invasion, 2022-24

[Bahnhof Strasse]

yes, that is obviously what i was doing.
the kate middleton thread is missing your masturbatory fantasies i hear. why not contribute there instead of trying to pointscore off a joke.

Suicide's a joke now? Carry on fella, give us another one.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

not rahnd eya owd chum.

Ok, sorry, will leave you alone.

 

[discokermit]

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[gosub]

Yea sometimes the air defence get taken out and sometimes the aircraft get taken out, it’s not a zero sum or rock paper scissors game. People and things get blown up and it can vary wildly who or what is blowing up?

Russians have flying a lot of sorties did link to something several pages back but is a lot. It's also mud season now so ground mobility is nt a thing

 

[discokermit]

is it just down to lack of air defence? there is some chatter about stealth drones.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Russians have flying a lot of sorties did link to something several pages back but is a lot. It's also mud season now so ground mobility is nt a thing

They've definitely been told to get off their arses and do something

 

[Pickman's model]

Please don’t encourage suicide.

You'd really struggle to top yourself like that. When was the last time you heard of someone dying from asphyxiation from sticking their head in a gas oven? They'd likely die from boredom before they suffocated Why have people stopped committing suicide with gas?

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

You'd really struggle to top yourself like that. When was the last time you heard of someone dying from asphyxiation from sticking their head in a gas oven? They'd likely die from boredom before they suffocated Why have people stopped committing suicide with gas?

Mate's mum did it, coal gas though, modern gas, no. Still, that's what the exchange was about and suicide is not really a great topic of comedy.

 

[discokermit]

modern gas, no. Still, that's what the exchange was about and suicide is not really a great topic of comedy.

so it wasnt a suicide joke.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Please make it stop.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

You'd really struggle to top yourself like that. When was the last time you heard of someone dying from asphyxiation from sticking their head in a gas oven? They'd likely die from boredom before they suffocated Why have people stopped committing suicide with gas?

It is an interesting side topic, how methods of suicides are, unsurprisingly linked to availability of means of killing yourself. A large part of US gun deaths are suicides, as access to firearms is so easy there, add to the fact that the action of placing the gun against your head and pulling the trigger is much more simple than pretty much any other method* and it's a perfect storm.

*lobbing yourself of something high is easy, but you need to get to that high place. The journey to that place may offer time for reflection, a hand gun in the side-drawer can assist with that moment's rage...

 

[editor]

yes, that is obviously what i was doing.
the kate middleton thread is missing your masturbatory fantasies i hear. why not contribute there instead of trying to pointscore off a joke.

++MODERATION MODE++

This a thread about the invasion of Ukraine and I have no idea why you're constantly posting up nonsense.
In the last handful of posts you've gone on about 'masturbatory fantasies about kate middleton, jimmy savile, the kfc fun run and a bucket of rotting fish guts' and posted up gibberish like "not rahnd eya owd chum."

This is totally off topic and needlessly disruptive and if you continue you will be banned off the thread for 7 days. If you wish to comment on this, DO NOT post here as that will simply accrue warning points.

Instead, start a thread in the feedback forum or, if you like, PM a mod with any concerns you may have.

 

[gosub]

It is an interesting side topic, how methods of suicides are, unsurprisingly linked to availability of means of killing yourself. A large part of US gun deaths are suicides, as access to firearms is so easy there, add to the fact that the action of placing the gun against your head and pulling the trigger is much more simple than pretty any other method* and it's a perfect storm.

*lobbing yourself of something high is easy, but you need to get to that high place. The journey to that place may offer time for reflection, a hand gun in the side-drawer can assist with that moment's rage...

Was a study which found most the people jumping off golden Gate Bridge had to get there via an equally high bridge

 

[Pickman's model]

Mate's mum did it, coal gas though, modern gas, no. Still, that's what the exchange was about and suicide is not really a great topic of comedy.

I don't know, there's the mash theme for example and there's no reason really why it can't be amusing. Not watched this one myself so can't speak to whether I'd enjoy it 'JOSHY' Is a Comedy About Men Bonding Over Suicides

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Was a study which found most the people jumping off golden Gate Bridge had to get there via an equally high bridge

wut?

 

[Spymaster]

wut?

Why didn't they jump off the first bridge?

 

[Pickman's model]

Was a study which found most the people jumping off golden Gate Bridge had to get there via an equally high bridge

Can you translate from gibberish into English pls

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

I don't know, there's the mash theme for example and there's no reason really why it can't be amusing. Not watched this one myself so can't speak to whether I'd enjoy it 'JOSHY' Is a Comedy About Men Bonding Over Suicides

Well, yeah, and I have a rape joke that is funny, but only one. What the funky-Muppet posted would be hard-pressed to qualify as a joke under any circumstances though.

 

[TopCat]

ARE the words too big, not is.

And: No, it's just more of your utter gibberish shitting up the thread. If you're pissed just go sleep it off, if you're having a bigger crisis ask a mod for an enforced holiday, or do it via the side route you chose last time.

Why not ask the mods to allow a curator of the thread to be appointed/annointed?

 

[gosub]

Why didn't they jump off the first bridge?

https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.2190/23YL-FCM8-0MY5-2XYQ?journalCode=omea

Some places aquire an association

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Why not ask the mods to allow a curator of the thread to be appointed/annointed?

Yeah, why not? That's how threads work here. Get a grip geeza.

 

[discokermit]

posted up gibberish like "not rahnd eya owd chum."

do not call black country dialect gibberish ever again.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Please make it stop.

The war?

 

[cupid_stunt]

The war?

Well, that would be nice, but as a ceasefire is not currently an option, despite what goes on in the heads of a few posters, I needed to lower my expectations.

 

[PTK]

do not call black country dialect gibberish ever again.

The Black Country does not have its own orthography. You have confused the spoken word with the written word.

 

[discokermit]

The Black Country does not have its own orthography. You have confused the spoken word with the written word.

off topic. and it does. saft taeta

 

[TopCat]

Yeah, why not? That's how threads work here. Get a grip geeza.

Well if you don’t want that then rebuttals that include shitting on the thread are ridiculous.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Well if you don’t want that then rebuttals that include shitting on the thread are ridiculous.

Fuck sakes.

 

[existentialist]

yes, that is obviously what i was doing.
the kate middleton thread is missing your masturbatory fantasies i hear. why not contribute there instead of trying to pointscore off a joke.

I remember you from my first days on Urban. You were hateful, and I put you on ignore before long.

You're still hateful. It's depressing to see.

 

[existentialist]

Why not ask the mods to allow a curator of the thread to be appointed/annointed?

I can see why you see a need for something like that.

But I can't see a need for something like that.

Which is more about you than anything else.