The Ashes 2023

[WhyLikeThis]

The only chance England have is Stokes bowls himself.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

The trumpeter is grating. He’s not Billy Cooper. He just mechanical and doesn’t know when to give the right boost.

 

[planetgeli]

3-1 it will be. Not a fair reflection.

But life is not fair, death even crueller.

Trust me. I know.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Head, gone.
Smith, GONE!

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Marsh GONE!!

Could it happen.....?

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

MARSH GONE

 

[marty21]

I've enjoyed my pint for the last 10 minutes. Love a 3 wicket pint .

 

[Elpenor]

So while the remaining batsmen are no mugs, do we need to worry about light (or more rain?)

 

[marty21]

Now it's a 4 wicket pint

 

[QueenOfGoths]

And now Starc!!! I'm getting sweaty!!!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

STARC GONE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Spymaster]

Fucking hell.

Some session, this

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Woakes is writing himself into Ashes folklore here, this is Broad-esque

 

[Lord Camomile]

The Wickets of Oz

 

[strung out]

3-1 it will be. Not a fair reflection.

But life is not fair, death even crueller.

Trust me. I know.

Cheers then

 

[Wilf]

Astonishing stuff, but not over yet. Aus do bat down to 10 or so.

 

[kabbes]

They should mankad Carey and/or Cummins

 

[Lord Camomile]

Astonishing stuff, but not over yet. Aus do bat down to 10 or so.

Perhaps, but the last three couldn't bat up to 10 minutes or so.

 

[Spymaster]

WOOOHOOOO

 

[marty21]

Just finished my first ever 5 wicket pint

 

[two sheds]

Who was it who bowled those body liners at Anderson last innings?

 

[Spymaster]

Just finished my first ever 5 wicket pint

Have another one, quick!

 

[JimW]

Have another one, quick!

A swift half would do!

 

[Elpenor]

Going to keep working while this is on as I can watch on my tablet

 

[Joe Chi Min]

Come on England!

 

[Steel Icarus]

Earlier agreed to go shopping at 6. Regretting it

 

[planetgeli]

Cheers then

Yeah. You're welcome.

A big thumbs up to me. Woo fucking hoo.

 

[Petcha]

I've been eating and shopping for espradilles so haven't seen any of this today. I see the Aussies only need another 80 odd though. Good batting conditions so I assume this won't take long. 3-1 doesn't quite do this series justice. Well played to both sides, we gave it our best. That's quite a chase.

 

[kabbes]

I've been eating and shopping for espradilles so haven't seen any of this today. I see the Aussies only need another 80 odd though. Good batting conditions so I assume this won't take long. 3-1 doesn't quite do this series justice. Well played to both sides, we gave it our best. That's quite a chase.

Says the man who yesterday was saying that nobody had chased more than 200 and a few on this pitch!

 

[Petcha]

Do the Aussies have a point here?