The Ashes 2023

[tommers]

Tavare would still be waiting patiently for his 1st single

2-0 in the 9th over.

 

[WhyLikeThis]

“Back spasms” work shy cunt more like.

 

[kabbes]

“Back spasms” work shy cunt more like.

Hang on a minute. I’m beginning to suspect you aren’t the biggest fan of this Robinson fellow. Subtle hints, but I’m pretty perceptive like that.

 

[planetgeli]

“Back spasms” work shy cunt more like.

On the plus side, that was arguably Pope's best day so far in the series.

 

[QueenOfGoths]

Good start then

 

[Elpenor]

Time for Stokes to do a Marsh then

 

[Wilf]

Well, it will probably be in a losing cause, but I hope Bairstow and Stokes get a few. Interestingly, they don't seem to be going hard at it (I'm trying to avoid saying Bazball), maybe just... gasp... playing the state of the game. A novel approach!

 

[pbsmooth]

has been said already but... this session decides the Ashes, then. this partnership probably.

 

[Wilf]

has been said already but... this session decides the Ashes, then. this partnership probably.

I've got a feeling it's going to all come tumbling down for England this morning. And as I typed that....

 

[Elpenor]

Fuck sake

 

[planetgeli]

If they can bat until tea, they'll be close.

/wild optimism

 

[Wilf]

Stokes looking fecked. Not looking good for the rest of the series, or for that matter the rest of his career. At least it doesn't seem to be the knee (at least today).

 

[Wilf]

Oh, Mo!

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Mo you fuckin twat

 

[WhyLikeThis]

5-0 is going to be a thing isn’t it?

 

[Wilf]

Mo you fuckin twat

Even when they are not in aggressive mode, they still mange to make some bad decisions.

 

[Wilf]

Countdown to Woakes being out thrashing at one: 10... 9.... 8.... 7...

 

[planetgeli]

FFS

 

[pbsmooth]

well, that was embarrassing.

 

[Cerberus]

The whole series is one big embarrassment. England talked themselves up and it’s been men v boys. Australia all over England. Winning most sessions with ease and by traditional attritional test cricket

 

[Elpenor]

Just seen lunch score. Basically what England should have bowled them out for yesterday

 

[Fedayn]

Good to see what happened at Lords has spurred England on.....

 

[WhyLikeThis]

Wood likes to whack it. This could be interesting

 

[WhyLikeThis]

It is interesting!

 

[Spymaster]

Bunch of fucking cunts.

 

[The Octagon]

I'm not sure relying on Stokes every innings is 'bazball' as we were led to expect.

What a cricketer though.

 

[skyscraper101]

'Beware of England' lol

 

[tommers]

all to play for

 

[Wilf]

So, basically, England bat with just 7 or 8 wickets each innings. They give the rest away in cross bat swats and similar dossing about.

 

[JimW]

Rash from Stokes there, Robinson was just getting played in