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Bullshitting Brexiteer hypocrite James Dyson to relocate Dyson head office from UK to Singapore

I much prefer drying my hands with paper towels. I hate electric hand dryers. We have airblades at work, the newer ones, and half the time I'm stood there like a muppet moving my hands in different directions to try to get them to switch on. I keep alcohol rub at my desk and use it frequently.
 
I much prefer drying my hands with paper towels. I hate electric hand dryers. We have airblades at work, the newer ones, and half the time I'm stood there like a muppet moving my hands in different directions to try to get them to switch on. I keep alcohol rub at my desk and use it frequently.
You're doing it wrong.
 
I used to love these:

Haven't seen one in a couple of decades.

Takes me back. I briefly worked as a toilet cleaner and I had to change the towel rolls in some of those. Could be very annoying (and a trifle sordid) when they jammed.

I remember the older hot air dryers in public toilets where you had to press a button to turn them on which could be tricky with wet hands. Back in the days when London had more public toilets there used to be a fair sized one at the underground station at Piccaddilly Circus and you'd quite often have young men standing by the dryers who'd helpfully turn them on for you. Makes me think that some of the usability disadvantages that seem to come with Dyson style technological solutions could be more sensibly addressed with a bit of community spirit. Mighty forests of solidarity start with small acorns of mutual aid etc. etc.
 
We've still got them all over the place at my work.
Do you work in the 1970s or something? They presumably have to be taken off and laundered regularly so I've always wondered how they compare environmentally. I assume the hot air ones are the best. It must take at least that much power to make a paper towel and transport it to a bathroom somewhere.
 
Do you work in the 1970s or something? They presumably have to be taken off and laundered regularly so I've always wondered how they compare environmentally. I assume the hot air ones are the best. It must take at least that much power to make a paper towel and transport it to a bathroom somewhere.

Without giving too much away, let's just say some of the buildings on site were built before 1900 and have historical significance, so I guess it's more a what you can and can't do to the walls thing, even in the toilets.

So whilst I agree on the green thing, it's also a building thing.
 
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Dyson buys Singapore's 'biggest penthouse flat'

Most of Dyson's products are designed in the UK, but manufactured in Asia.

Which means he no doubt claims massive tax reliefs for over here by having most of his staff working in "R&D"

You can't knock the man for running his business in the most cost effective manner personally would like to see this R&D loophole closed, I know of at least one business who my mates does accountancy for completely abuses it (warehouse staff for example with ridiculous job titles to make it sound like they do R&D, if they do, no doubt countless others do), but for all the political typical rich bastard bullshit he spouts, he really gets on my tits!
 
Nice piece from the FT about Dyson and the new digs. Paywalled so repro below.
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When Brexiters and free-trade buccaneers scout the global horizon for a model of modern flexibility they usually alight on Singapore, the little island which has built itself a position as a financial hub and tech powerhouse. They are, oddly, far less likely to mention that more than 80 per cent of its population lives in government-subsidised housing.


The city-state’s highest profile new immigrant and prominent Brexit booster, James Dyson, is not among the 80 per cent. The inventor said in January that he was relocating the headquarters of his company, which makes expensive bagless cleaners and noisy hand-driers, to Singapore. Now he is reported to have bought the city’s most expensive penthouse atop the Guoco Tower in the Tanjong Pagar financial district. The reported price of S$73.8m ($54.2m) gets Sir James five bedrooms, three storeys, a private pool and a wine cellar.


Sir James has not abandoned his interest in the UK, though. He is reported to own more land than the Queen. He has also set up the Dyson Institute, a school to train the engineers the UK is so conspicuously lacking — but Singapore is not.


If there was a criticism of the bad old days of British engineering it was that the management lived in their own world of panelled boardrooms and silver service dining, while the workers planned strikes over mugs of tea in the canteen. They lived in different worlds — Tudorbethan detacheds and council houses — and investment stagnated. Then came the vulture capitalists and corporate raiders, and the remnants of the biggest names in engineering were sold off or sent into administration.


Sir James broke that mould with a company manufacturing modern, well-engineered products and building contemporary factories. But then he discovered Asia. Dyson, one of the very few British companies to emerge in the field of engineered consumer products, is British no more.


Is there a link between a multi-million-dollar penthouse and the seeming impossibility of engineering and manufacturing anything in the UK? If there is, it is not a question of style. Whereas once the bosses bought old mansions or historicist houses, Sir James is determinedly modern. The Guoco tower was designed by Chicago-based architects SOM, the firm that defined the mid-century look of the corporate US.


The marketing photos show a slick, marble and timber clad modernist villa in the sky with vertigo-inducing floor-to-ceiling glass and the usual tasteful trappings of grey walls and carpets and corporate modernist steel and glass furniture and chunky space-filling sofas. Perhaps Sir James will add a few hints of the lurid yellow familiar from his bagless cleaners or pine for the sonic blast of a Dyson hand-drier to break up the minimal monotony. Or perhaps not.

Should we perhaps allow Sir James to wallow in his wealth as he reclines in his private pool? Should we celebrate his success? Or should we sense a little taste of sourness at the industrialist who talks up a hard Brexit and abandons its consequences? Or might we in fact begin to understand the luxury penthouse as the architectural symbol of our age? The Romans had their triumphal arches, the Gothics their cathedral spires; we have the urban penthouse, an over-extruded tower pretending to be a house.


The skylines of London and New York are cluttered with unsold apartments at the apexes of generic glass blocks which throw a shadow on those of us living down below. It seemed, for a while, as if the glut of super-luxe penthouses might signal an end to the wild speculation which has converted the skies above our cities into assets. But perhaps there is a symbolism in our penthouses lying empty as Brexit looms, while one of our wealthiest and most successful citizens takes out a 99-year lease on a view that looks down on the world’s most profitable casino.
 
Dyson stayed in UK whilst patents protected his main product. Which was to his credit.
Once cheap Asian products could compete with his products it's move or die time. That the reality when it comes to manufacturing.
I don't blame him for moving.

Brexit and his views on Brexit were irrelevant.

By the way I'm a remainer.
 
Nice piece from the FT about Dyson and the new digs. Paywalled so repro below.
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Sir James broke that mould with a company manufacturing modern, well-engineered products and building contemporary factories. But then he discovered Asia. Dyson, one of the very few British companies to emerge in the field of engineered consumer products, is British no more.(...).

Nearly spat tea out at that bolded phrase. Whoever wrote this article has never seen the inside of the waste electrical skip at the local tip. Grey and bright yellow feature quite prominently.
 
Dyson buys Singapore's 'biggest penthouse flat'



Which means he no doubt claims massive tax reliefs for over here by having most of his staff working in "R&D"

You can't knock the man for running his business in the most cost effective manner personally would like to see this R&D loophole closed, I know of at least one business who my mates does accountancy for completely abuses it (warehouse staff for example with ridiculous job titles to make it sound like they do R&D, if they do, no doubt countless others do), but for all the political typical rich bastard bullshit he spouts, he really gets on my tits!
I'm. Not sure he is. The cost of manufacturing in Singapore is far more expensive than other countries such as China.

He spends a lot of time bemoaning the state of British manufacturing yet moves British engineering jobs overseas. His institute has been barely open for two years so it will be a while yet before the quality of graduates can be judged.

I can help but be sceptical he was looking for a source of cheap labour in some way.
 
We've got a Dyson, other half bought it a couple of years ago. Piece of shit, doesn't like dust, have to constantly take filter out and batter it to get it working again. Who invented a hoover that doesn't like dust. A dickhead that's who

Goes well with a Brabantia bin that doesn't take rubbish well and dribbles all over the side and a Dualit toaster that can only burn bread.
 
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