Bullshitting Brexiteer hypocrite James Dyson to relocate Dyson head office from UK to Singapore

[Bahnhof Strasse]

As well as avoiding spending >£300 on a badly made hoover, speak to your local pub landlord and ask him not to waste money on those shitty airblades.

 

[Chilli.s]

Was in a pub loo last year and whilst at the sink a little kid was being shown how to dry their hands with an air blade or whatever they are called. Summer so shorts on. Felt all this wet splashing down the back of me legs. Fuckin airblade germ sprinkler.

 

[Jay Park]

As has been pointed out elsewhere, this is largely thanks to Singapore rinsing its neighbours for cheap labour and pocketing the difference.

And being the banking centre for the obscenely wealthy tycoons of its neigbours.

 

[Jay Park]

Don't think his washing machine took off.

His private jet does

 

[Poi E]

The dyson hand driers that have that narrow gap are shit, too. If you have any sort of tremor it's impossible not to touch the manky sides.

 

[brogdale]

The dyson hand driers that have that narrow gap are shit, too. If you have any sort of tremor it's impossible not to touch the manky sides.

Or fat hands

 

[danny la rouge]

The dyson hand driers that have that narrow gap are shit, too. If you have any sort of tremor it's impossible not to touch the manky sides.

They’re good for drying your cock though.

 

[danny la rouge]

Although, again, it does keep touching the sides.

 

[Poi E]

Long way from a ballcock wheelbarrow to a cock dryer.

 

[skyscraper101]

The original ones are scummy germ magnets and you can't dry wet clothing or hair in them. The Mk3 versions are better.

 

[danny la rouge]

Long way from a ballcock wheelbarrow to a cock dryer.

It's a long way to go!

 

[hot air baboon]

what was the gimmick - sorry "amazing technological breakthrough" - with his washing machines ? They didn't use water or something mad like that ?

 

[Whagwan]

what was the gimmick - sorry "amazing technological breakthrough" - with his washing machines ? They didn't use water or something mad like that ?

Twin contra-rotating drums.

 

[Poi E]

Any fool can make something more complex...

 

[twentythreedom]

Am at the Circus of Horrors tonight - you don't see a Dyson doing this do you?



Henry is a dude. Well up for it

 

[hot air baboon]

hope your performance didn't take too much out of you

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

 

[Chilli.s]

A lovely design.

 

[NoXion]

Most electric hand dryers are pretty crap to be honest. Whatever happened to those roller towel things?

 

[danny la rouge]

They’re good for drying your cock though.

I don’t know what possessed me to write that. I submit that it’s out of character and that my meds have recently been changed.

 

[Sue]

Twin contra-rotating drums.

My gran had a twin tub.

 

[maomao]

I've got a Charles and it's the tits. Bigger than Henry (bags get changed yearly) and it'll suck up a flood too. So fuck Dyson.

 

[alex_]

I've got a Charles and it's the tits. Bigger than Henry (bags get changed yearly) and it'll suck up a flood too. So fuck Dyson.

Where did you meet him ?

 

[maomao]

Where did you meet him ?

In the cupboard under the stairs.

 

[Ming]

I don’t know what possessed me to write that. I submit that it’s out of character and that my meds have recently been changed.

It’s fine. Never thought about it before. I suppose putting it in sideways would be more logical but dangling it in over the top is more boastworthy (especially if you don’t have to go on tip toes).

 

[Dogsauce]

A few years back I bought a box of eighty Henry bags from CostCo because it worked out less than half the cost of buying boxes of ten from regular supermarkets.

I then worked out that as I at best got through about two bags a year this supply would probably outlive me, which is mentally overwhelming somehow. it’s already outlived one Henry. Plus it takes a big chunk of space on my cellar shelves.

Maybe they will be rationed post-brexit and (in areas where they still have electricity) I’ll make a killing selling them on the black market.

 

[Flavour]

Electrical hand dryers are a nonsense technology, almost the epitome of the consumer convenience wave of appliances which have spread through the West in the past 70 years. We don't need them. At all. Just dry your hands on your trousers.

 

[Dandred]

He will still be paying his personal taxes of 134 million in the UK though won't he?

 

[Poi E]

Electrical hand dryers are a nonsense technology, almost the epitome of the consumer convenience wave of appliances which have spread through the West in the past 70 years. We don't need them. At all. Just dry your hands on your trousers.

People not washing their hands after using the loo is a problem in the UK. Why are the British so bad at washing their hands?
Automatic alcohol handwash dispensers are the way to go for lazy cunts (plus a public health campaign about hygiene. Remember those?)

 

[Flavour]

I didn't say washing them was bad. I'm against electric dryers