hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Are there any Queens from Presidents?
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
They're riffing on the old legend that an Aberdeen paper carried the headline "North-east man lost at sea. 1,500 perish in Titanic disaster.".
Or maybe it's just AI.
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Newspapers always do that. "There has been a plane crash somewhere. 2 british citizens were on board." etc.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Masturbating handyman gets off
A handyman who masturbated over a tenant's knickers has been acquitted of criminal damage. Simon Lawrence, 55, had been called
sussexonlinenews.co.uk
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Eeeeeee
BBC News - Residents bemused by street-sign spelling error
BBC News - Residents bemused by street-sign spelling error
South Ferriby: Residents bemused by street-sign spelling error
North Lincolnshire Council says sorry after an extra 'E' was added to the sign in South Ferriby.
www.bbc.com
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Corrected."I'm beemused"
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Five Have An Adventure Again
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Dean Molds, 32, asked "What would the Queen think if she knew?" while 72-year-old Dorothy Mills said she hadn't noticed the error until her grandson pointed it out.Eeeeeee
BBC News - Residents bemused by street-sign spelling error
South Ferriby: Residents bemused by street-sign spelling error
North Lincolnshire Council says sorry after an extra 'E' was added to the sign in South Ferriby.www.bbc.com
mwgdrwg
Be a Pisces. Jam.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Missing Dundee ferret found 15 miles away after 'hitching lift to Forfar'
Pabu's owner is delighted to have him back after six days.
www.thecourier.co.uk
T & P
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I'm not feeling a lot of love towards the affected residents by this headline writer...
metro.co.uk
People who moved onto estate next to landfill shocked that it smells
Residents are demanding an investigation into the cause of the smell.
metro.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Same with people moving to Pilton and the area surrounding the village, then complaining about the Glastonbury Festival, ditto with pubs too.
Some people are complete idiots.
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
What's more frightening is that pretty much everybody, no matter how clever, has the potential for occasional idiocy.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Surely that would also infuriate other residents?
secondwind
Active Member
I force my husband to share a bed with my two pet PIGEONS
Lucie Morris, 31, from Neath Port Talbot, Wales, shares her home - and her bed - with her husband Anton and their two pet pigeons, who wake her up each morning with kisses and cuddles.
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Fail linkI force my husband to share a bed with my two pet PIGEONS
Lucie Morris, 31, from Neath Port Talbot, Wales, shares her home - and her bed - with her husband Anton and their two pet pigeons, who wake her up each morning with kisses and cuddles.www.dailymail.co.uk
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Here's a story about these lovely pigeons from Wales Online:
www.walesonline.co.uk
A family has two pigeons as pets who eat and sleep with them
Rosie the pigeon loves a Chinese takeaway in front of the telly with the family
petee
no gods, no malarkey
and today in florida news ...
Florida man accused of DUI hit-and-run, punching maintenance worker, then headbutting officer
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Shark 
in Anglesey 
www.dailypost.co.uk
in Anglesey
Huge shark filmed swimming into Anglesey harbour sparks awe and fear
Footage of the shark set pulses racing across the island
T & P
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Brilliant story all round
www.dailypost.co.uk
The 50ft four-letter word by 'Deeside Banksy' is much ruder than it first looks
The 50ft four-letter word by 'Deeside Banksy' is much ruder than it first looks
'I can’t be 100% sure what it says - but it could only be one of two words'
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