Dr. Furface
One small step for me
From the current Camden New Journal - for any of you who shop at the Finchley Road Waitrose (like me)
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
On my BBC regional news this evening - Dorset knob throwing!
Dorset Knob Throwing contest makes comeback after five years
The Dorset Knob Throwing event became too big for organisers to run.
www.bbc.co.uk
Boo Radley75
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Nah, he just dog whistles our pensioners about scary immigrants, for a few weeks, to get him elected. No other connection to our county, other than that.
Speaking of Essex, Jodie Marsh is having an epic tantrum at the council because they won't give her a dangerous animals licence. Something about her taking meerkats and owls out on the piss with her. She's decided it's a big hate campaign against her and she's going to take them to court for not collecting the bins, or something?
Jodie Marsh's bid for dangerous wild animal licence at animal sanctuary rejected - Your Harlow
A FORMER glamour model turned animal rescuer has hit back at an Essex council after being refused a licence to keep lemurs at her private animal sanctuary reports the Local Democracy Reporter.
www.yourharlow.com
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Front page headline, FFS. 
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
That reminds me of this raid on a cannabis cafe in Lancing, when trying to pull the bars from the window they brought down part of the wall, and the copper at the end says, 'we are not going to tolerate this open-air drug dealing', when it wouldn't have been open-air if they hadn't pulled the bloody wall down!
BTW - It re-opened just a few days later!
T & P
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This is something I'd so totally do without realising I'd be triggering a search-and-rescue operation...
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
That reminds me of this raid on a cannabis cafe in Lancing, when trying to pull the bars from the window they brought down part of the wall, and the copper at the end says, 'we are not going to tolerate this open-air drug dealing', when it wouldn't have been open-air if they hadn't pulled the bloody wall down!
BTW - It re-opened just a few days later!
He also says "We raided the premises again, really to undermine our determination to close the place down, but also to gather further evidence..." Er...!
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
That was only the second raid there was at least another 3 or 4, they never found anything to do them for supply, because they only kept a small stock, which would go on the wood burner, before the cops ever got into the place.
The cops finally woke up to the fact that they must be getting regular top ups of stock, and got lucky by following 'runners' back to the main supply houses, and busted them instead, which brought the whole house of cards down.
JimW
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TBF he was in danger of having to get a round in.View attachment 434576
This is something I'd so totally do without realising I'd be triggering a search-and-rescue operation...
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Sorry, I see that was a crap link
www.mirror.co.uk
Man cuts hedge into shape of naked lady - but drunks keep 'having sex with it'
Keith Tyssen, 90, decided to indulge his love for sculpture by turning the hedge in front of his home into a naked woman. But drunk people are often caught climbing on for a grope
www.mirror.co.uk
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Boo Radley75
Well-Known Member
At least he didn't show up on a Panama website, after faking his own death.View attachment 434576
This is something I'd so totally do without realising I'd be triggering a search-and-rescue operation...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Slow news day in Bracknell.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
If I did not see or hear at least a few helicopters on any given day I would be concerned.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
a photograph to reassure their readers that all is well
secondwind
Active Member
Shoplifting 'Steven Seagull' banned from Wyke Regis shop
The store in Wyke Regis, Dorset, puts up posters to warn customers about the crisp-stealing seagull.
www.bbc.co.uk
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
According to Mr Harmer, Steven is particularly fond of BBQ beef flavoured crisps.Shoplifting 'Steven Seagull' banned from Wyke Regis shop
The store in Wyke Regis, Dorset, puts up posters to warn customers about the crisp-stealing seagull.www.bbc.co.uk
Once he is outside the shop on Portland Road he uses his beak to open the packet and then eats the crisps in the streets alongside his feathered friends.
Do you, as a non-seagull, eat flavoured crisps etc etc.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Shoplifting 'Steven Seagull' banned from Wyke Regis shop
The store in Wyke Regis, Dorset, puts up posters to warn customers about the crisp-stealing seagull.www.bbc.co.uk
I think they mean Steven Stealgull.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
When ad placement goes wrong.
Boo Radley75
Well-Known Member
We had the notorious case of the dummy snatcher, in my town, at the beginning of the year. Some freak snatching dummies out of babies mouths and running off with them. He was eventually caught and jailed. Anyway, it seems he already got released, started off his weird shit in another part of the country and is behind bars again.
This is the original crimes he got jailed for -
www.yourharlow.com
This is the original crimes he got jailed for -
Harlow man who snatched dummies from babies is jailed - Your Harlow
A MAN has been jailed following an investigation by officers in Harlow into dummies taken from children.
www.yourharlow.com
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
Images of child sexual abuse are not pornography
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Thievin' Seagull
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Indeed, but still not the sort of ad you want next to such a story.
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