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Over 3 a day for a month
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Over 3 a day for a month
Hang on. did you have the same maths teacher as spymaster?
31 days x 3 square meals a day = bang on 124.
andysays
Love and solidarity
Hang on. did you have the same maths teacher as spymaster?
31 days x 3 square meals a day = bang on 124.
31 x 3 = 93
31 x 4 = 124
Looks like you're the one who needs to go back to school for extra maths.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
which is, as hash tag correctly remarked, over 3 a day for a month
Oi. shut it, FFS, I am trying to dig myself out of a fucking hole here!
hash tag
Books, not bombs
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Keep stirring why don't you
Boo Radley75
Well-Known Member
The ability to exaggerate is always key for local reporters. A few years ago I took this photo out my window, asking wtf was going on, on a community Facebook page. Next thing I know, 2 minutes later, some reporter was messaging me, asking to use my photo. At least he credited me, though the way he was banging on, I didn't realise Gollum and Frodo were dropping the ring into Mount Doom on my doorstep! 
www.essexlive.news
'Smouldering waste' dumped onto Essex street after fire in bin lorry
Rubbish was dumped directly onto the road in Harlow this morning (Tuesday, May 25)
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
That reminds me of the first time the family was flying aboard on holiday, they are checking my mum's hand luggage at Gatwick, and pulling out loads of food she had packed, no idea why.
My father in his usual undiplomatic manner, calls out in a loud voice, 'bleeding hell. if I knew you were bringing that lot, I would have got the Red Cross to send food parcels'.
Mother wasn't amused.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Northumberland postbox closed because snails eating mail
Royal Mail says it sometimes closes boxes due to wildlife infestations but hopes it can reopen soon.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
In the 70s, my old man took a supply of Guinness and Bushmills Whiskey with him to Germany - just in case.View attachment 438849
That reminds me of the first time the family was flying aboard on holiday, they are checking my mum's hand luggage at Gatwick, and pulling out loads of food she had packed, no idea why.
My father in his usual undiplomatic manner, calls out in a loud voice, 'bleeding hell. if I knew you were bringing that lot, I would have got the Red Cross to send food parcels'.
Mother wasn't amused.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Good grief! 
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Ouch
(serves the fucker right though)
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Quite - in much the same way any matador or spectator to bull fighting doesOuch
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
New Enid Blyton book more gritty than expected.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Jesus Christ
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
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