Local Newspaper Headlines!
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moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
This fella pops up regularly in the local press. Mind you, he’s got nothing on the angriest man in Leeds (Geoff Smith) who keeps glueing himself to stuff - usually school gates in defence of his daughter
Leeds dad 'can't sleep' due to creep following daughter home from school
“It’s an ongoing thing and it's keeping me awake at night"
T & P
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Whereas the headline itself isn't all that, the story makes up for it 
www.bucksfreepress.co.uk
Police investigate reports of a crocodile in flood water
Police officers turned crocodile hunters after responding to a report that a crocodile had been seen in Buckinghamshire.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I like this bit.
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Books, not bombs
Oh poo
BBC News - Abbey Mills: Fatberg weighing 35 tonnes removed from sewer
BBC News - Abbey Mills: Fatberg weighing 35 tonnes removed from sewer
Abbey Mills: Fatberg weighing 35 tonnes removed from sewer
Thames Water describes the removal of the waste mound of unflushable items as an "incredible feat".
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Oh poo
BBC News - Abbey Mills: Fatberg weighing 35 tonnes removed from sewer
Abbey Mills: Fatberg weighing 35 tonnes removed from sewer
Thames Water describes the removal of the waste mound of unflushable items as an "incredible feat".www.bbc.co.uk
Took 220 'man-days' to clear!
That's one job I certainly wouldn't want!
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Books, not bombs
That's no road, it's a golf course
Portchester joke golf course signs reinstated in pothole protest
A pretend golf course made from potholes is readvertised after a council removes previous signs.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Books, not bombs
Not to be out done
www.bbc.co.uk
Ross-on-Wye flooding rips up road and pavement - BBC News
A street's surface is washed away in Ross-on-Wye where part of the town centre is forced to close.
www.bbc.co.uk
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Well he is in the police
andysays
Love and solidarity
Every breath he takes...
elbows
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Spate of grim Coventry bus incidents with 'open bottles of urine'
Police say that the man could help their enquiries
elbows
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I dont think wasps did wheelies when I were young.
www.coventrytelegraph.net
Kids 'doing wheelies in middle of main roads like wasps'
Warwickshire Police are urging people to report all incidents with nuisance riders
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
JimW
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Bus piss on a bus pass.Spate of grim Coventry bus incidents with 'open bottles of urine'
Police say that the man could help their enquiries
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
A more local nutter to me.
www.theargus.co.uk
'Power to the people'- man who chained himself to bus stop achieves goal
A man who chained himself to an inactive digital bus stop has forced the council’s hand and achieved his target.
elbows
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elbows
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The day Antiques Roadshow expert drank old port that was actually urine
Antiques Roadshow expert Andy McConnell was left red-faced after he tasted a 150 year old bottle of port - only to discover it was actually urine
T & P
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Monster jellyfish and crab that 'could wipe out town' spotted on beach
One woman declared she would never swim in the sea again after seeing the huge spider crab and jellyfish
FWIW they look proper hard
elbows
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The crab is clearly Yosser Hughes. Gissa job!Monster jellyfish and crab that 'could wipe out town' spotted on beach
One woman declared she would never swim in the sea again after seeing the huge spider crab and jellyfishwww.dailypost.co.uk
FWIW they look proper hard
Yossarian
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Queens man convicted — Queens Daily Eagle
Former Jamaica Estates resident Donald Trump was convicted by a Manhattan jury on Thursday of 34 counts of falsifying business records in an effort to cover up a sex scandal he feared would ruin his chances of winning the 2016 presidential election.
queenseagle.com
The jury’s verdict, which came after only two days of deliberations, makes Trump the first president from Queens – or anywhere in the United States, for that matter – to become a felon.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I would imagine that all or most POTUSs were/are felons. The exception with Trump is that he was convicted.
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
What an odd thing to say. There are no other presidents from Queens. Thank fuck. Haven't quite got the hang of this one.
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Spate of grim Coventry bus incidents with 'open bottles of urine'
Police say that the man could help their enquiries
Are there any stories on the Coventry Telegraph that aren't about piss bottles? Fair play on the second one though, it's fairly common for me to see a story and think "that sounds like a Day Today/Brasseye sketch" but it's considerably rarer to see a story that sounds like it could be a Jam sketch. "When tasting antique port from gameshow guest, only to discover it's 150 year-old piss, then welcome..."The day Antiques Roadshow expert drank old port that was actually urine
Antiques Roadshow expert Andy McConnell was left red-faced after he tasted a 150 year old bottle of port - only to discover it was actually urine
moochedit
I'm not feeding seagulls
Local news journo has to make a connection.
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