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Man spots tree that looks like a T-Rex dinosaur

Keith Hunt saw the dino-shaped foliage with tiny bushy arms hanging over a road in Minehead, Somerset

www.somersetlive.co.uk

 

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Pub boycotted after mural to Captain Tom is painted over

"This is unfortunately what is wrong with our once GREAT country! No longer respect the greats and being walked all over."

www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk

"This is unfortunately what is wrong with our once GREAT country! No longer respect the greats and being walked all over." He walked laps of his garden, FFS get a grip!

And, it gets worst...

Punters threatened to 'boycott' a pub after its mural of Captain Sir Tom Moore was painted over - just weeks after his daughter's controversial spa was torn down. Artist Rachel List painted the iconic veteran walking with his zimmer frame onto an exterior wall at The Malt Shovel in Pontefract, North Yorkshire, in April 2020.

But on March 29 angry locals discovered it had been painted over and blamed Captain Tom's daughter Hannah Ingram-Moore as she 'destroyed his legacy'. Late last year she insisted it was right for her to keep £800,000 of the money earned from her dad's three books.

She and her husband Colin lost their appeal against an order to remove the £200,000 building and it was torn down by a crane in February. Punters slammed the pub's controversial decision on Facebook, claiming the mural should be repainted as the controversy surrounding his daughter shouldn't mean Captain Tom should be 'erased' and 'forgotten'.

 

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B&Q kitchen smashes mum's entire £4,000 Emma Bridgewater collection

Maria Kimble woke up to two of her kitchen larder cabinets having come away from the wall

www.cambridge-news.co.uk

 

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Some people use knives, others guns but not for this teen

 

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'Psycho' squirrel's reign of terror ends after 48-hour rampage which left 18 injured​

'Psycho' squirrel's reign of terror ends after rampage left 18 people injured

The grey rodent - nicknamed Stripe after the evil character from Gremlins - was caught and put on death row

www.dailypost.co.uk

 

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I wouldnt bother reading this story, as its very dull, unlike the headline.

Man with bizarre interest in dog coats finally caught after six months

He was behind thefts across several towns in Warwickshire

www.coventrytelegraph.net

 

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I wouldnt bother reading this story, as its very dull, unlike the headline.

Man with bizarre interest in dog coats finally caught after six months

He was behind thefts across several towns in Warwickshire

www.coventrytelegraph.net

a dog coat? They don't make coats out of dog hair do they? I'm confused!

 

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a dog coat? They don't make coats out of dog hair do they? I'm confused!

A coat that a dog wears. Essential for skinny dogs such as whippets

 

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A coat that a dog wears. Essential for skinny dogs such as whippets

So he steals the dogs coat? What does the dog think about it?

 

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A coat that a dog wears. Essential for skinny dogs such as whippets

Ah gotcha i know what you mean now

This sort of thing...

 

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So he steals the dogs coat? What does the dog think about it?

He was shoplifting so no dog has been affected by his actions, thankfully

 

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Maybe he just has a really fussy dog

 

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He was shoplifting so no dog has been affected by his actions, thankfully

Yeah i've worked it out now

 

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He was shoplifting so no dog has been affected by his actions, thankfully

we don't know that though

someone could have gone in for a coat for their freezing cold whippet and there wasn't one. Might have died we just don't know

 

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Ah gotcha i know what you mean now

This sort of thing...

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They look like pyjamas, so not a coat

 

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Cambs voters use car as polling station due to 'problems getting into building'

Electoral services staff could not get into Milton Road Library for the earliest residents to cast their votes

www.cambridge-news.co.uk

 

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Naturists are being pushed out by a housing development says David Stares.

MSN

www.msn.com

Nudists hit back at plans for luxury housing development overlooking their beach

Locals in Portsmouth are waiting to see whether a former MoD site will be transformed into lavish housing - but nudists fear they will have 'nowhere to go' as the site overlooks their beach

www.mirror.co.uk

 

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Naturists are being pushed out by a housing development says David Stares.

MSN

www.msn.com

Nudists hit back at plans for luxury housing development overlooking their beach

Locals in Portsmouth are waiting to see whether a former MoD site will be transformed into lavish housing - but nudists fear they will have 'nowhere to go' as the site overlooks their beach

www.mirror.co.uk

I wonder how nudists feel about fellow nudist called David Stares.

Reckon that's why the Mirror ran the story.

 

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I wonder how nudists feel about fellow nudist called David Stares.

Reckon that's why the Mirror ran the story.

I saw it on front page, I think, of torygraph.

 

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I don't get the general attitude to naturism in the UK. Why such a lot of prudery? Why do people equate it to sex? In my experience it very seldom is.

 

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I don't get the general attitude to naturism in the UK. Why such a lot of prudery? Why do people equate it to sex? In my experience it very seldom is.

I don't think people relate it to sex, it's probably more to do with shyness and the great British reserve.

 

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I don't think people relate it to sex, it's probably more to do with shyness and the great British reserve.

Brits are odd

 

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Brits are odd

Eccentric

 

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Eccentric

That's one way of saying it!

 

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I don't get the general attitude to naturism in the UK. Why such a lot of prudery? Why do people equate it to sex? In my experience it very seldom is.

Because bits.

 

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Harrogate loses it's apostrophe

North Yorkshire apostrophe fans demand road signs with nowt taken out

Council says punctuation mark must go to suit computer databases, but grammar purists see signs of falling standards

www.theguardian.com

 

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Harrogate loses it's apostrophe

North Yorkshire apostrophe fans demand road signs with nowt taken out

Council says punctuation mark must go to suit computer databases, but grammar purists see signs of falling standards

www.theguardian.com

They did this shit round our way (Leeds) - “St Chads Court” lost its apostrophe. The internet spreading its desecration of punctuation

 

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