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[petee]

peppa fucking pig

‘Peppa Is a Brat’: Parents Turn on the Cheeky Preschooler Pig​

https://archive.ph/eJT94

" “Peppa Pig” is a wildly popular English cartoon about the adventures of a cheeky preschooler pig who lives with her mummy, daddy and brother. It’s such a U.S. hit that American children are acting British, including talking of petrol stations and calling cookies “biscuits.” "

 

[PTK]

peppa fucking pig

‘Peppa Is a Brat’: Parents Turn on the Cheeky Preschooler Pig​

https://archive.ph/eJT94

" “Peppa Pig” is a wildly popular English cartoon about the adventures of a cheeky preschooler pig who lives with her mummy, daddy and brother. It’s such a U.S. hit that American children are acting British, including talking of petrol stations and calling cookies “biscuits.” "

Good! Revenge for 1812.

 

[moochedit]

peppa fucking pig

‘Peppa Is a Brat’: Parents Turn on the Cheeky Preschooler Pig​

https://archive.ph/eJT94

" “Peppa Pig” is a wildly popular English cartoon about the adventures of a cheeky preschooler pig who lives with her mummy, daddy and brother. It’s such a U.S. hit that American children are acting British, including talking of petrol stations and calling cookies “biscuits.” "

Shit they are on to us

 

[hitmouse]

peppa fucking pig

‘Peppa Is a Brat’: Parents Turn on the Cheeky Preschooler Pig​

https://archive.ph/eJT94

" “Peppa Pig” is a wildly popular English cartoon about the adventures of a cheeky preschooler pig who lives with her mummy, daddy and brother. It’s such a U.S. hit that American children are acting British, including talking of petrol stations and calling cookies “biscuits.” "

Ayesha Khaliq, a 36-year-old content creator and mom in Yorkshire

What the fuck did I just read?

 

[hash tag]

I am sorry, I shall forever think of cupid_stunt together with pot holes for some reason

Donheads leaders call for action over "atrocious" roads | The New Blackmore Vale Magazine | In Print & Online

Councillors in Donhead St Mary and Donhead St Andrew have called for action from Wiltshire Council over "atrocious" roads in the areas.

blackmorevale.net

 

[Elpenor]

I am sorry, I shall forever think of cupid_stunt together with pot holes for some reason

Donheads leaders call for action over "atrocious" roads | The New Blackmore Vale Magazine | In Print & Online

Councillors in Donhead St Mary and Donhead St Andrew have called for action from Wiltshire Council over "atrocious" roads in the areas.

blackmorevale.net

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Need to have a rubber duck in the puddle for maximum outrage

 

[T & P]

Need to have a rubber duck in the puddle for maximum outrage

Rubber ducks are so last year. Anyone checking the Angry People in Local Newspapers page regularly will have noticed presenting older potholes with a birthday cake is the current fad

 

[ouirdeaux]

What a waste of cake. Or do they eat it afterwards?

 

[T & P]

Coming over here and disrespecting people like that... Send him back I say

Alien figure making rude gesture in Haven Artisan window causes a stir​

Lifesize alien figure making rude gesture in shop window causes sensation

A LIFE-SIZE alien figure making a rude gesture has caused a sensation after being placed in a town centre shop window.

www.whitehavennews.co.uk

 

[moochedit]

HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!

Dudley bricklayer finds one of the world's longest chips – a 9in whopper

A man reckons he's discovered one of the world's longest - chips.

www.expressandstar.com

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has the record been broken?

Mum finds oven chip so big it has scared her children

I just pulled it out of the bag and I saw everyone's faces like 'woah'

www.coventrytelegraph.net

 

[Serge Forward]

Coming over here and disrespecting people like that... Send him back I say

Alien figure making rude gesture in Haven Artisan window causes a stir​

Lifesize alien figure making rude gesture in shop window causes sensation

A LIFE-SIZE alien figure making a rude gesture has caused a sensation after being placed in a town centre shop window.

www.whitehavennews.co.uk

It's Paul. He's just a bit rude.

 

[Septimus Rufiji]

Coming over here and disrespecting people like that... Send him back I say

Alien figure making rude gesture in Haven Artisan window causes a stir​

Lifesize alien figure making rude gesture in shop window causes sensation

A LIFE-SIZE alien figure making a rude gesture has caused a sensation after being placed in a town centre shop window.

www.whitehavennews.co.uk

how do they know it's lifesize? I think the Whitehaven News knows rather more than it's letting on

 

[hash tag]

PLANNING PERMISSION SOUGHT – FOR ILLUMINATED PENCIL SHARPENER​

Planning permission sought - for illuminated pencil sharpener | The New Blackmore Vale Magazine | In Print & Online

A retrospective planning application has been submitted - for an illuminated pencil sharpener on a Frome building.

blackmorevale.net

 

[quiet guy]

Coming over here and disrespecting people like that... Send him back I say

Alien figure making rude gesture in Haven Artisan window causes a stir​

Lifesize alien figure making rude gesture in shop window causes sensation

A LIFE-SIZE alien figure making a rude gesture has caused a sensation after being placed in a town centre shop window.

www.whitehavennews.co.uk

Could also have been posted in the little bit ISIS thread

 

[petee]

Donald Trump is broke hahahaha​

Donald Trump is broke hahahaha

SFGATE columnist Drew Magary writes about the financial implications of Donald Trump's offer to pay only a fraction of the bond in his civil fraud case.

www.sfgate.com

 

[T & P]

 

[hash tag]

Sorry it's not local and an awful link, but worth posting

Horror as man found with ‘penis bitten off and eaten by pet dog’ after neighbours reported relentless barking

A man was discovered by police at his home in Germany after his pet dog had 'bitten his penis off and eaten it'.

www.lbc.co.uk

 

[the button]

has the record been broken?

Mum finds oven chip so big it has scared her children

I just pulled it out of the bag and I saw everyone's faces like 'woah'

www.coventrytelegraph.net

"Marie Sparkles"

 

[cupid_stunt]

Light at the end of the tunnel for the Lincoln Glory Hole saga

Work appears to have started at last

mylocal.co.uk

 

[T & P]

Light at the end of the tunnel for the Lincoln Glory Hole saga

Work appears to have started at last

mylocal.co.uk

It’s so blatant all the local newspaper subeditors are having a lot of fun with their headlines relating to this issue…

 

[jontz01]

 

[hash tag]

I am surprised this has not been posted yet ( keep an eye on the trolley)

TikTok fame for Tonteg woman dangling from shop shutters

Anne Hughes, who was pulled into the air by shop shutters, says she will "never hear the end of it".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

I am surprised this has not been posted yet ( keep an eye on the trolley)

TikTok fame for Tonteg woman dangling from shop shutters

Anne Hughes, who was pulled into the air by shop shutters, says she will "never hear the end of it".

www.bbc.co.uk

It was posted yesterday by Aladdin on the bandwidth thread.

 

[AverageJoe]

It was posted yesterday by Aladdin on the bandwidth thread.

ahem

It's was posted by moi

 

[cupid_stunt]

ahem

It's was posted by moi

You posted that link, but two posts after Aladdin had already posted the actual tiktoc video.

 

[AverageJoe]

Pedant.

 

[Orang Utan]

 

[Indeliblelink]

York schoolboy dresses as page 86 of Argos catalogue for World Book Day

York schoolboy Rowan Sanderson had fresh take on World Book Day 2024 - by dressing up as page 86 of the Argos catalogue.

www.yorkpress.co.uk

Does the Argos catalogue even have pages these days?

 

[mx wcfc]

York schoolboy dresses as page 86 of Argos catalogue for World Book Day

York schoolboy Rowan Sanderson had fresh take on World Book Day 2024 - by dressing up as page 86 of the Argos catalogue.

www.yorkpress.co.uk

Does the Argos catalogue even have pages these days?

If true, that is, in an odd way, fking brilliant.

 

[Orang Utan]

York schoolboy dresses as page 86 of Argos catalogue for World Book Day

York schoolboy Rowan Sanderson had fresh take on World Book Day 2024 - by dressing up as page 86 of the Argos catalogue.

www.yorkpress.co.uk

Does the Argos catalogue even have pages these days?

Not even original: