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He must be fucking gutted!
Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
They changed their minds: Maker of tallest matchstick Eiffel Tower celebrates as record refusal reversedHe must be fucking gutted!
T & P
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Police seeking man seen eating giant biscuit in Bristol
Police seeking man seen eating giant biscuit in Bristol
Police officers have issued a CCTV image of a man, pictured above with a biscuit, they wish to speak to about a handbag containing a phone and bank cards which was reported stolen.
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Bungling burglar tried - and failed - to squeeze through cat flap at property
AN INTRUDER who tried to burgle a Carlisle children’s home was identified because he injured himself as he tried to crawl through a cat-flap,…
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Where does one look for stupid headlines and stories?
The Cumbria Crack perhaps.
cumbriacrack.com
The Cumbria Crack perhaps.
cumbriacrack.com - News
cumbriacrack.com
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Fortunately, this is not the end of the story, but for a while it was bloody funny
French matchstick Eiffel Tower record bid ruled out over wrong matches
A French enthusiast who wanted to beat the world record is told he used the wrong matches.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Fortunately, this is not the end of the story, but for a while it was bloody funny
French matchstick Eiffel Tower record bid ruled out over wrong matches
A French enthusiast who wanted to beat the world record is told he used the wrong matches.www.bbc.co.uk
See a few posts above.
Not a very good cat burglar
Bungling burglar tried - and failed - to squeeze through cat flap at property
AN INTRUDER who tried to burgle a Carlisle children’s home was identified because he injured himself as he tried to crawl through a cat-flap,…www.newsandstar.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
I don't think the name 'West Midland Safari Park' is working, who can come up with a better one?
www.shropshirestar.com
Safari park announces name change and reveals new logo
A safari park in the region has changed its name.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Driver guilty of attacking gas man with chippy tea
Simon Lloyd hurled his chips, rice and curry through the window of his victim's van, a court heard.
www.bbc.co.uk
What a waste.
Silas Loom
Advanced. Forthright. Signifficant.
As are Frosties.
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"His van was off the road for several weeks." His van off the road for how longDriver guilty of attacking gas man with chippy tea
Simon Lloyd hurled his chips, rice and curry through the window of his victim's van, a court heard.www.bbc.co.uk
What a waste.
why?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
PTK
Paul Kegan
If we allow such things, then where does it stop?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Classic pointing photo.
www.eveningnews24.co.uk
Neighbours in the dark over when street light will be turned back on
People living in Church View Close, Sprowston, are angry that a streetlight is yet to be working again two weeks after it was taken down during…
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I think that photo might have been taken in daylight so it wouldn't be on.Classic pointing photo.
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Neighbours in the dark over when street light will be turned back on
People living in Church View Close, Sprowston, are angry that a streetlight is yet to be working again two weeks after it was taken down during…
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
moochedit
Mr Mooched It
Police out catching some real criminals 
Kent Police investigate after Dartford postboxes painted gold
Police are issuing an image of a man they want to speak to about the damage to boxes in Dartford.
www.bbc.com
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Paul Kegan
And yet some postboxes are painted gold, having been done so to mark the winning of gold medals by British competitors in the 2012 OlympicsPolice out catching some real criminals
Kent Police investigate after Dartford postboxes painted gold
Police are issuing an image of a man they want to speak to about the damage to boxes in Dartford.www.bbc.com
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
www.expressandstar.com
Dudley bricklayer finds one of the world's longest chips – a 9in whopper
A man reckons he's discovered one of the world's longest - chips.
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Paul Kegan
It worries me that there are reports that the Russians are developing an even larger chip.HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
Dudley bricklayer finds one of the world's longest chips – a 9in whopper
A man reckons he's discovered one of the world's longest - chips.
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moochedit
Mr Mooched It
What's the point of having a big chip if you can't brag about it?
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Conceit spoils the finest genous. The great charm of all power is modesty.What's the point of having a big chip if you can't brag about it?
( I have never been one for bragging
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
An oldie, but a goldie.
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Some classic Local Paper action here: MSN
Essentially the Sheffield Star sent a reporter to Valentine Road to try and cobble together something about it being romantic. She unsurprisingly found it was entirely unremarkable, got one bloke to say 'it's Lane Top, love' and knocked on a couple of doors but people were out. Classic material.
Essentially the Sheffield Star sent a reporter to Valentine Road to try and cobble together something about it being romantic. She unsurprisingly found it was entirely unremarkable, got one bloke to say 'it's Lane Top, love' and knocked on a couple of doors but people were out. Classic material.
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