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seeformiles
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To which those of a certain age will automatically respond with “Sausages!”
cupid_stunt
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seeformiles
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The very one!
cupid_stunt
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Funny at the time as it seemed real, but watching it now, I am fairly sure it's basically a ventriloquist act, every time the dog 'speaks' a word, the young lad looks down, so you can't see it's him doing it.
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'My child's got an itchy rash' sign appears on pharmacy
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'My child's got an itchy rash' sign appears on Dorset pharmacy
A sign with the words ‘My child’s got an itchy rash’ has been placed on the front of a Pharmacy in West Parley.
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'My child's got an itchy rash' sign appears on pharmacy
Sadly a subscription is required to find out more about this extraordinary occurrence
'My child's got an itchy rash' sign appears on Dorset pharmacy
A sign with the words ‘My child’s got an itchy rash’ has been placed on the front of a Pharmacy in West Parley.www.bournemouthecho.co.uk
Pay-wall busted link - https://archive.ph/vswIU
Puddy_Tat
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not a newspaper but
"Isle of Wight home ransacked by badger after it broke in"
"Isle of Wight home ransacked by badger after it broke in"
Isle of Wight home ransacked by badger after it broke in
The animal broke into the property on Valentine's Day and caused hundreds of pounds worth of damage.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Books, not bombs
This is quackers
BBC News - Ducks found waddling round Royal Bournemouth Hospital
BBC News - Ducks found waddling round Royal Bournemouth Hospital
Ducks found waddling round Royal Bournemouth Hospital
The pair of ducks waddled through the hospital making a visit to staff in a respiratory unit.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Nottingham man barred from Wetherspoon pub is not giving up his fight to be let back in
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Man barred from Spoons won't give up his fight to be let back in
Mark Smith says the situation is 'completely bizarre', although he has now been told the alleged reason for his ban
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Man barred from Spoons won't give up his fight to be let back in
Mark Smith says the situation is 'completely bizarre', although he has now been told the alleged reason for his ban
This needs a follow-up story.
cupid_stunt
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First look inside new B&M store opening later this month
Excitement is growing as a bargain retailer’s newest store nears completion ahead of opening later this month.www.theargus.co.uk
Excitement is growing? Oh, cool...
And, it's now open, whoop-de-doo!!!!
Wow, stunning stuff!
And, four pages of bloody photos!
The fucking state of our local papers nowadays.
seeformiles
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metro.co.uk
Kilt-wearing pervert caught shoving antique items up his bum
'I've seen quite a few things here, but not that.'
metro.co.uk
cupid_stunt
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From Popbitch
Kilt-wearing pervert caught shoving antique items up his bum
'I've seen quite a few things here, but not that.'
What a weirdo.
cupid_stunt
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Police out catching some real criminals
Kent Police investigate after Dartford postboxes painted gold
Police are issuing an image of a man they want to speak to about the damage to boxes in Dartford.www.bbc.com
cupid_stunt
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seeformiles
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The wording in that article is very “school yard” to say the least. I heard some lines in my head as spoken by a 12 year old.
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Business owner frustrated by lack of action at Lincoln's Glory Hole
It was closed in February 2023 for repairs
cupid_stunt
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seeformiles
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That’s a crow - not a blackbird
ETA While it is indeed a black bird, why not just call it a crow?
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seeformiles
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I know a Derek and he’s a twat
cupid_stunt
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Hundreds herded from party in 'chaotic' scenes after gathering posted online
Hundreds of teenagers wandered the streets as police tried to herd a group of party goers in chaotic scenes.
- Hundreds of teenagers wandered the streets as police tried to herd a group of party goers in chaotic scenes.
- The large group of partiers were corralled by officers with megaphones as they flooded onto the streets following the event in Poulters Lane in Worthing.
- Sussex Police officers tried to herd the teens using megaphones as they cleared the house on Friday night.
- Neighbours described chaotic scenes as hundreds of teens were left walking the streets.
- Officers made announcements for the children to disperse from patrolling vans as officers flooded the area.
- Lines of police cars blocked roads near the party while shepherding teenagers away from the area
cupid_stunt
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The plot thickens, looking into the story it's apparently a jackdaw - also interesting that the Yorkshire press are firmly anti-Derek, while the BBC seems committed to neutral, both-sides reporting on the Derek issue:
'Pure evil' black bird named Derek terrorising Yorkshire village
Some love the cult hero in Rossington, near Doncaster, but there is a darker side to Derek's antics
Cheeky jackdaw called 'Derek' divides opinion in village
Some residents in a Yorkshire village have been complaining about a cheeky jackdaw nicknamed Derek who has been causing havoc in the community.
www.bbc.co.uk
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