Local Newspaper Headlines!
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Nope, it's 1989 and French Kiss by L'il Louis, a lot more 'full on'.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Wicked record:
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I bought the 12” of that and the follow up “I Called U” from Affleck’s Palace about that time (bowl cuts and Inspiral Carpets T-shirts everywhere..)
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Not local, but bloody weird.
Covid: UK town crier championships to be held in silence
This year's British Town Crier Championships will be judged only on the quality of written entries.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
In the age of the plague, next up...
www.wired.co.uk
Your office has been taken over by an army of mutant rats
During lockdown, super-resistant rats took over city centres and have nested in office buildings. They’re here to stay
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am
The meat pies were within sniffing distance - but staff told Linda and Tony Gilkes at 8.45am they could not be sold for another 15 minutes
spudulike
Well-Known Member
Just a few miles away from spuduland in 2006 we had Pensioner's cow sex shame
Which could be a misleading headline, as nowhere does it mention the pensioner was ashamed.
Which could be a misleading headline, as nowhere does it mention the pensioner was ashamed.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am
The meat pies were within sniffing distance - but staff told Linda and Tony Gilkes at 8.45am they could not be sold for another 15 minuteswww.gazettelive.co.uk
“There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda”
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
no matter. it's not a requirement for it to be topical and up to date.It's hilarious. Love the press' use of the word 'fury' to indicate that someone has merely been mildly inconvenienced.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Dream job 
(ETA Already posted on the Bandwidth thread but will leave it here anyway)
Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years
The hospital worker in southern Italy earned €538,000 while not going into work, media say.
www.bbc.co.uk
(ETA Already posted on the Bandwidth thread but will leave it here anyway)
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petee
no gods, no malarkey
The best headlines from The Betoota Advocate
To celebrate the dawning of Clancy Overell and Errol Parker's stage debut, we took a look at some of our favourite The Betoota Advoate headlines.
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hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
A great selection of related stories there:Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am
The meat pies were within sniffing distance - but staff told Linda and Tony Gilkes at 8.45am they could not be sold for another 15 minutes
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Here’s more detail:
Last Jews in Afghanistan argued so much the Taliban kicked them out of prison - Jewish News
Zabulon Simentov and Yitzhak Levi rowed with each other so intensely that their Islamist captors let them go
jewishnews.timesofisrael.com
MathFabMathonwy
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Presumably this is to meet the demand from Bill Gates for for his global vaccination/tracking 5G plot? 
Inside a microchip factory racing to meet demand
Katie Silver tours a microchip factory in Singapore racing to meet demand amid a global shortage.
www.bbc.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
From Popbitch:
www.whiskeyriff.com
Nashville Police Identify Man Who Was Arrested For Swinging Colostomy Bag At Kid Rock’s Bar
A RIFF on what country is really about.
www.whiskeyriff.com
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
All of those local news sites are probably the shittest things on the Internet, with their relentless feed of shit clickbait ads, horrible formatting, and interminable loading times.
It's almost as if they want to discourage people from using them...
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Would you like an autoplaying video to go with that?
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Several, if possible!
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
People queue for Argyle season tickets instead of Covid jabs
Plymouth Argyle season tickets went on sale on Monday, which resulted in an accidental 'convergence of the two queues at Home Park'
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Still, it’s a shot in the arm for Argyle’s financesPeople queue for Argyle season tickets instead of Covid jabs
Plymouth Argyle season tickets went on sale on Monday, which resulted in an accidental 'convergence of the two queues at Home Park'www.plymouthherald.co.uk
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Another of those headlines I really want to hear Chris Morris reading out:
www.thurrockgazette.co.uk
First look at new bakery set to open in Essex (and it is just for dogs!)
A bakery just for dogs is set to open at an Essex shopping centre.
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