Local Newspaper Headlines!
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petee
no gods, no malarkey
"Give me the cats and nobody gets hurt."
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According to police, the caller said he awoke to a gun pointed at his head. The caller said the suspect was demanding the two cats at the residence, and actually took one of the cats when he left. Police say it is believed the suspect knew the homeowner.
Calumet man arraigned on home invasion charges in Houghton County
A 52-year-old Calumet man was arrested on charges of home invasion and felonious assault after breaking into another man’s house around 4:15 a.m. Wednesday.
According to police, the caller said he awoke to a gun pointed at his head. The caller said the suspect was demanding the two cats at the residence, and actually took one of the cats when he left. Police say it is believed the suspect knew the homeowner.
prunus
Tick tock.
"Give me the cats and nobody gets hurt."
Calumet man arraigned on home invasion charges in Houghton County
A 52-year-old Calumet man was arrested on charges of home invasion and felonious assault after breaking into another man’s house around 4:15 a.m. Wednesday.
According to police, the caller said he awoke to a gun pointed at his head. The caller said the suspect was demanding the two cats at the residence, and actually took one of the cats when he left. Police say it is believed the suspect knew the homeowner.
Felineous assault surely.
dessiato
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hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
Crow theme park to open in Cwmbran
An entrepreneur is opening a tourist attraction in Cwmbran dedicated to the starring roles of crows in some of the world's best loved movies.
www.cwmbranlife.co.uk
muscovyduck
Good IT skills and food hygiene competent
Teacher claims he was 'dad dancing' not humping cutout of the Pope
Andrew Jones said the unplanned charity video went "horribly wrong" after pupils used religious items and equipment used for sex education classeswww.walesonline.co.uk
This article is so confusing!
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cupid_stunt
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Rim Jobs. 
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
dessiato
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I’ve been stuck in a swing, friends managed to get me out. No long term embarrassment.
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
UPDATE
The Gazette has now managed to get the full story. You were ALL WRONG! It wasn't a pissed-up 20-something male!!
Anyway, there is good advice here from a firefighter, so I will pass it along:
A teen was treated by paramedics after becoming trapped in a swing for more than two hours.
A 13-year-old girl trapped inside a swing in a play park off Tram Lane in Kirkby Lonsdale had to be freed by firefighters.
Fire crews arrived at about 1.30pm on Tuesday where they discovered the teen had been stuck in a swing designed for toddlers and young children for more than two hours.
Jamie Coward, station manager at Cumbria Fire and Rescue Service, advised the public not to delay calling emergency services if they are in need of assistance.
...
“With situations like this, people can feel embarrassed to call the fire service, but it is always better to call us instead of remaining in a difficult situation for a long time.”
During the incident, an ambulance was called and the 13-year-old was attended to by paramedics for related injuries.
The teen was cut out from the children’s swing using small tools and a hydraulic pedal cutter.
Crews were in attendance for about 45 minutes.
Mr Coward said fire crews had attended a number of callouts of a similar nature over the years.
“We have attended a fair number of callouts to children's play areas after people have become stuck in equipment,” he said.
“Our advice is don’t put yourself in that position – but if you do, call 999.”
cybershot
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Couple buy new build next to a massive busy dual carriageway and complain about noise:
www.birminghammail.co.uk
Couple complaining about dual carriageway noise complain about being trolled.
www.birminghammail.co.uk
Couple forced to wear earplugs in bed in £325k dream home on busy road
Jackie McCormack and her husband rue the day they bought 'dream' home in Coleshill which lies on the busy A446 Lichfield Road
Couple complaining about dual carriageway noise complain about being trolled.
Couple who bought 'nightmare' home near busy A446 hit back at trolls
James McCormack, who works for Rolls Royce, likened the noise from nearby dual carriageway to the aircraft engines he makes
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Well, of course it's like 'living next to a motorway', it's a busy bloody dual carriage, not a fucking country lane.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I used to go to school near here - good to know it’s still as classy as I remember 
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
Video: X-rated footage of woman stripping outside a Comber bar branded 'disgusting'
An X-RATED video filmed outside a Comber bar has been branded “disgusting” by an Alliance MLA who sits on a group tasked with regenerating the town.
www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
In a similar vein:
www.leeds-live.co.uk
Teenager makes X-rated joke after getting his hand sliced off by machete
His hand was left lying in the street after a gruesome machete attack in Swarcliffe
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
That's both 
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She does have beautiful red hair.I used to go to school near here - good to know it’s still as classy as I remember
Video: X-rated footage of woman stripping outside a Comber bar branded 'disgusting'
An X-RATED video filmed outside a Comber bar has been branded “disgusting” by an Alliance MLA who sits on a group tasked with regenerating the town.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
BigMoaner
What A Load of Old Bollocks
Hugh Grant spotted in Somerset town 'buying a sausage roll'
'He was a very polite and well spoken gentleman'
www.somersetlive.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Not exactly local but probably the best place for it
Mystery tree beast turns out to be croissant
Polish animal welfare officers responding to a call discover the creature is in fact a pastry.
www.bbc.co.uk
Buddy Bradley
Pantheistic solipsist
Surely that's a pisstake - a Crow-themed park run by someone named Leigh Brandon?Crow theme park to open in Cwmbran
An entrepreneur is opening a tourist attraction in Cwmbran dedicated to the starring roles of crows in some of the world's best loved movies.
hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
The date made me suspicious as well.
If it is a pisstake, it's quite a subtle/plausible one though.
Chz
Stark Raving Sane
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Cracking headline.
www.walesonline.co.uk
Radio station breached code with prolonged sexual moaning on school run
Radio bosses claimed the moans "maybe due to having a nice back massage"
hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
Disappointed to learn that it was a song that caused offence, not just a DJ having a very good morning.Cracking headline.
Radio station breached code with prolonged sexual moaning on school run
Radio bosses claimed the moans "maybe due to having a nice back massage"
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Cracking headline.
Radio station breached code with prolonged sexual moaning on school run
Radio bosses claimed the moans "maybe due to having a nice back massage"
“There are no lyrics in the song, just a sound effect of a lady sighing and moaning, maybe due to having a nice back massage”
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Haha. I was playing that one Saturday afternoon when I worked in Our Price and an old woman scolded me for broadcasting such filth
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
“There are no lyrics in the song, just a sound effect of a lady sighing and moaning, maybe due to having a nice back massage”
Yeah, that quote is from the station manager, Peter Moore, he's a very funny guy.
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