kabbes
First intersubjective, then internalised
Is that actually the guilty gull or have they needlessly blighted the life of an innocent gull by plastering its photo all over their article?
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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andysays
Love and solidarity
Should have obscured its face the same way they've done with the alleged human offender.
bellaozzydog
rolling turds in glitter
Plymouth, this is why I can’t live there any more, absolute war zone
www.plymouthherald.co.uk
Woman soaked by angry man with a watering can
Bookshop owner Peter Churcher claimed he was only watering his plants - but a court heard he was living in 'fantasy land'
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Police dog finds suspect 'attempting to be a tree' in neighbour's garden after burglary at luxury housing development
A West Yorkshire Police dog found the suspect of a burglary making 'poor attempts' to be a tree in a garden neighbouring the location of the incident.
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Suffolk man had sex with 450 tractors
A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders' register.
www.suffolkgazette.com
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Suffolk man had sex with 450 tractors
A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders' register.
That was a serious WTF? moment, before noticing it's a satire site.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Paging moomooSuffolk man had sex with 450 tractors
A Suffolk man with a bizarre sexual attraction to tractors has been banned from the countryside and forced to sign the sex-offenders' register.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Skateboarder 'kicked in balls' by neighbour who objected to his 'noisy' stunts
Police have now 'given words of advice' to the neighbour
hash tag
Books, not bombs
One for cupid_stunt and the Worthing pot holers more than anything Misspelled No Entry road sign: Essex council sees funny side
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
Bloody hell...
www.nwemail.co.uk
Major rescue operation after quad bike rider falls into 60 foot sinkhole
EMERGENCY services were called out after a quad bike rider fell 60 foot into a sinkhole.
Indeliblelink
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Rap music accidentally played during mass in Donegal church
A video stream of mass in Kincasslagh Parish Co Donegal, captured the moment loud rap music was played over the church's speakers.
www.independent.ie
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Further demonstrating how few reporters my local rag has now, and how desperate they are to put any old shite on their website.
www.worthingherald.co.uk
Who the fuck wants to see EIGHT photos of cars queuing?
And, this one, I am scared to click on.
This book is "guaranteed to get people excited about their vegetables"
Long queues at tips in Worthing and Littlehampton – in pictures
Photos taken at the tips in Worthing and Littlehampton earlier this week show long queues, as sites across the county experience high demand.
www.worthingherald.co.uk
Who the fuck wants to see EIGHT photos of cars queuing?
And, this one, I am scared to click on.
This book is "guaranteed to get people excited about their vegetables"
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Teacher claims he was 'dad dancing' not humping cutout of the Pope
Andrew Jones said the unplanned charity video went "horribly wrong" after pupils used religious items and equipment used for sex education classes
www.walesonline.co.uk
not-bono-ever
meh
Footage shows dozens of people doing the ‘Hokey Cokey’ in Sussex park
Dozens of people have been pictured holding hands and doing the Hokey Cokey in a Sussex park.
www.chichester.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Footage shows dozens of people doing the ‘Hokey Cokey’ in Sussex park
Dozens of people have been pictured holding hands and doing the Hokey Cokey in a Sussex park.
Woah, the hokey covid
Woah, the hokey covid
Woah, the hokey covid
Knees bent
Arms stretched
Ra-ra-ra
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Footage shows dozens of people doing the ‘Hokey Cokey’ in Sussex park
Dozens of people have been pictured holding hands and doing the Hokey Cokey in a Sussex park.
In 1995 my home town set a World Record for a mass Hokey Cokey in the local park as part of VE Day celebrations (chest swells with civic pride..
)
danny la rouge
I have a cheese grater in the dishwasher.
“Failed micropigs!”
www.glasgowlive.co.uk
20 stone pig lives in 3-bedroom house after being sold as a micropig
A 15-year-old girl and her parents got more than they bargained for when they bought Francisco on Instagram, now he lives in a Lanarkshire sanctuary with other 'failed micropigs'.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Don't tell them your name Pike ..
Sunderland burglar left his name and address at crime scene
Sunderland burglar left his name and address at crime scene
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
I was watching an old episode of Room 101, and someone wanted to put local TV news in Room 101, because it's simply not local enough to be relevant.
That gave Frank Skinner the chance to take the piss out of local newspaper photographs having to tell the whole story, as if their readers can't read, here's the 4 examples -
Heavily pregnant woman refused bus travel because she had too many 5p pieces.
Man discovers 21 inch, 3 & half pound cucumber in his greenhouse.
Hoteliers complain about noise levels for north pier, Blackpool.
And, here's a classic that regularly comes up...
Residents warns someone will be seriously injured on pot holed road.
That gave Frank Skinner the chance to take the piss out of local newspaper photographs having to tell the whole story, as if their readers can't read, here's the 4 examples -
Heavily pregnant woman refused bus travel because she had too many 5p pieces.
Man discovers 21 inch, 3 & half pound cucumber in his greenhouse.
Hoteliers complain about noise levels for north pier, Blackpool.
And, here's a classic that regularly comes up...
Residents warns someone will be seriously injured on pot holed road.
andysays
Love and solidarity
It's easy to take the piss, but those are all actually pretty good photos which illustrate their respective stories simply and succinctly.
And I bet the photographer didn't have their lens hood on backwards either...
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
andysays
Love and solidarity
I'm not suggesting that you shouldn't take the piss, I realise everyone needs a fun hobby, especially in these difficult times.Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, this thread is about taking the piss.
Plus I wanted to get a reference to lens hoods in somewhere and this seemed like an ideal opportunity.
cupid_stunt
Where's the bloody sun?
Meanwhile in Worthing...
www.theargus.co.uk
Billboards advertising new luxury seafront flats show a woman who has collapsed
A BIZARRE billboard advertising luxury seafront apartments has left passers-by scratching their heads - as it appears to show a young woman who has…
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