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existentialist
Tired and unemotional
"I will never look at cardboard boxes in the same way again."
Some might say she's learned something from the experience, then...
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
“It’s amazing how quickly your eyes heal, I never realised. I went from being in severe pain to the next day just soreness. Obviously, I can see well out of it but I couldn’t see that well out it anyway.”
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
One of the first jobs I had involved breaking up a LOT of cardboard boxes. As a lazy fucker not given to expending excessive effort for £4.80/hr, I got quite good with the old Stanley knife and flattening them without violence or injury.From the sound of it she might not be looking at anything in the same way again
You lot can scoff but I've ripped up cardboard boxes before and I can tell you they're evil
Worse was putting them back together - if the brown tape attached itself to a lip (eg when biting it off the roll
), it'd remove skin.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Taxi driver takes drunk passenger who refused to wear mask directly to police station
A taxi driver whose drunken New Year’s Day passenger refused to wear a mask in his cab drove straight to Victoria police station where the man was arrested and fined a total of $690. The driver . . .
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A taxi driver whose drunken New Year’s Day passenger refused to wear a mask in his cab drove straight to Victoria police station where the man was arrested and fined a total of $690.
WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
The LLoyd’s List news wire doesn’t do headlines, alas.
“Gay Head backs into Wood’s Hole and causes drama on the catwalk.”
London, Jan 6 -- A press report, dated Jan 4, states: Supply Gay Head (98 gt, built 1981) while backing into Slip 2 at the SSA terminal in Hyannis, Massachusetts, United States came in contact with the docked passenger ro/ro Woods Hole (3524 gt, built 2016), at 1045 hrs, on Jan 2. After the contact, Gay Head continued its attempt to dock and allided with terminal dolphins and consequently dislodged a catwalk that fell into the water and was partially submerged.
“Gay Head backs into Wood’s Hole and causes drama on the catwalk.”
London, Jan 6 -- A press report, dated Jan 4, states: Supply Gay Head (98 gt, built 1981) while backing into Slip 2 at the SSA terminal in Hyannis, Massachusetts, United States came in contact with the docked passenger ro/ro Woods Hole (3524 gt, built 2016), at 1045 hrs, on Jan 2. After the contact, Gay Head continued its attempt to dock and allided with terminal dolphins and consequently dislodged a catwalk that fell into the water and was partially submerged.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
I knew that was Dundee even before I scrolled up and saw the masthead!
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
And for those not in the know, it’s pronounced “pay”.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
I knew that was Dundee even before I scrolled up and saw the masthead!
Oh Dundee boy, the pies, the pies are calling
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Now that the corona vaccine's sorted, can we get the scientists working on a cure for that one?
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
'World's unluckiest burglars' arrested after calling police by accident
Staffordshire police arrest two men on suspicion of burglary after one sits on phone and dials 999
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
'Human remains' buried in mud was only a potato; dog walker thought it was a toe
A LARGE scale police response was prompted by a phone call to emergency services about suspected human remains being spotted in a field – only for…
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Ho hum... (If mine looked like that I’d see a doctor)
www.leeds-live.co.uk
Mum left in hysterics after cooking a VERY rude Yorkshire pudding
Anne-Marie couldn't stop laughing when she pulled offending bake out of the oven
prunus
Tick tock.
Ho hum... (If mine looked like that I’d see a doctor)
Mum left in hysterics after cooking a VERY rude Yorkshire pudding
Anne-Marie couldn't stop laughing when she pulled offending bake out of the oven
Hysterics. Hysterics I tell you.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Heavy-lifting equipment used to free military helicopter stuck in muddy field
The RAF Chinook helicopter has been stuck in the field for six days.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
They should have used a helicopter to take the equipment in.Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies...Heavy-lifting equipment used to free military helicopter stuck in muddy field
The RAF Chinook helicopter has been stuck in the field for six days.www.expressandstar.com
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Hey cupid_stunt still having issues with pot holes? Head West to Poole, where, if they are doing this, they can't have any Poole's nautical road decorations spark mixed views
Not 'local' but important
Bodybuilder says sex doll wife has tragically 'broken' days before Christmas
Yuri Tolochko finally wed his sex doll bride Margo at a ceremony in Kazakhstan in November after their special day was delayed twice. He first met her at a nightclub, and the pair began a whirlwind romancewww.dailystar.co.uk
lads bible loves this guy. Every other post is about him cheating with a toaster, or some other inanimate object.
how would you know that?
You never heard of lads bible?
petee
no gods, no malarkey
'Hell to pay': Church of Satan mourns arson at New York 'Halloween House'
Member Isis Vermouth promises hex on culprit after Addams Family-style home in Poughkeepsie burns
Peter H Gilmore, high priest of the Church of Satan, paid tribute in a “requiem” to the house and its former owner, Joe “Netherworld” Mendillo, a church member and “dark side Martha Stewart” who died last year.
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