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Driver who caused head-on collision was 'distracted by a bag of Frazzles'
A DRIVER who caused a head-on crash that left a couple with serious injuries was likely to have been distracted by eating a packet of Frazzles.
Outcome not funny.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
“He did not like performing the act and said sorry to the chickens after.” Well that makes it alright then.
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Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Derbyshire pensioner was 'chopped up and fed to the badgers'
Derbyshire pensioner was chopped up and fed to the Badgers
Derbyshire pensioner was chopped up and fed to the Badgers
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Badgers is a canibal!Derbyshire pensioner was 'chopped up and fed to the badgers'
Derbyshire pensioner was chopped up and fed to the Badgers
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Man spat at people in street and 'tried to have sex with a bollard'
The judge told Richard Parker: 'You need help'
"and tried to have sex with a bollard."
eta it's a very sad sorry despite the amusing headline.
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Secret compartment full of nude pictures found in Leeds mansion
Staff at Temple Newsam were delighted to discover the nude postcards dating back to the 1900s
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Bit of a curate’s egg:
New apple variety discovered by Wiltshire jogger
Experts have confirmed the apple found by Archie Thomas has never been seen before.
www.bbc.co.uk
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Warning about driving after having had sex
The hormone oxytocin can hinder your driving abillity
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Reaching out
Sorry, not a newspaper headline, but worthy of mention (sort of goes with dessiato's post)
www.ianvisits.co.uk
wellcomecollection.org
Condoms in the Kitchen
A talk and live experiment, where author and historian Jessica Borge will recreate some of the 1960s consumer tests of condoms.
Condoms in the kitchen
Watch historian and author Jessica Borge conduct a live consumer-testing experiment on a 1960s condom, and discuss the history of the London Rubber Company.
wellcomecollection.org
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Reaching out
Banned, from your own funeral
www.mirror.co.uk
Dead man taken to church without a coffin is banned from his own funeral
Che Lewis, 29, was buried alongside his dad Adlay Lewis, 54, after they were both fatally shot at their home in Port of Spain, Trinidad and Tobago month's after the younger man's brother was also killed
www.mirror.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
How ironic.
Do you recognise this woman? - Police search after burglary
POLICE have released a CCTV image of a woman they want to speak to in connection with a burglary - where the only item stolen was a CCTV camera.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
oops
gizmodo.com
Erectile Dysfunction Drug and Anti-Depressant Accidentally Swapped in Factory
Pharmaceutical company AvKare issued a recall on Wednesday for two different medications after pills were inadvertently mixed during bottling, according
gizmodo.com
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Man caught on video rollerblading naked on Ohio highway while wearing a panda head
The man is wearing only a panda head and carrying a golf club.
Authorities in Ohio are trying to identify a man who was filmed rollerblading while naked on a highway.
The man is wearing only a panda head and appears to be carrying a golf club.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Boy, 12, organises 'rave' in school toilet but mum says he's done nothing wrong
Cael Bell advertised the event on Snapchat, inviting "all year 8 boys" at St Antony's Catholic College in Urmston, Greater Manchester, but it lasted only 30 minutes before being shut down
www.google.co.uk
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
“In severe pain and screaming...” 
www.leeds-live.co.uk
Leeds mum almost blinds herself while wrapping Christmas presents
Luckily, she managed to finish wrapping all her presents
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
The editor of Leeds Live has an interesting name:“In severe pain and screaming...”
Leeds mum almost blinds herself while wrapping Christmas presents
Luckily, she managed to finish wrapping all her presents
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
The editor of Leeds Live has an interesting name:
(it's real, according to him - he's also on a FB fanpage of techno club The Orbit and claims he was always having to get his bank card out to prove it was his real name - though I remember in those days people were always getting their bank cards out but for other reasons)
“Wayne Ankers”
I used to work with a chap called Andrew Nothers - a nice fella but his name got him into some bother. He was a member of his local Rugby League club and was charged with booking the club coach trip to away games but had terrible trouble convincing them that it wasn’t a joke name..
Indeliblelink
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It's a Christmas miracle.
www.dailystar.co.uk
'Face of Jesus' found in Brussels sprout as stunned mum prepares dinner
"Spiritual" Shaunagh Roberts, 34, did a double-take when she found a Brussel sprout that resembled either Jesus Christ or Pirates of the Caribbean hero Johnny Depp
Not 'local' but important
Bodybuilder says sex doll wife has tragically 'broken' days before Christmas
Yuri Tolochko finally wed his sex doll bride Margo at a ceremony in Kazakhstan in November after their special day was delayed twice. He first met her at a nightclub, and the pair began a whirlwind romance
www.dailystar.co.uk
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
I know this sort of news appeals to some folk in the Urban dogging community...
More than a dozen people caught having sex in a public places across Cumbria
One wonders who the journalist was at the editorial meeting that thought this might be a nice contribution to the "year in review" stories common at this time of year.
More than a dozen people caught having sex in a public places across Cumbria
One wonders who the journalist was at the editorial meeting that thought this might be a nice contribution to the "year in review" stories common at this time of year.
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
Thought for the Day: "After he stopped looking like Jesus he got put in the green recycling bin."It's a Christmas miracle.
'Face of Jesus' found in Brussels sprout as stunned mum prepares dinner
"Spiritual" Shaunagh Roberts, 34, did a double-take when she found a Brussel sprout that resembled either Jesus Christ or Pirates of the Caribbean hero Johnny Depp
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Fuck's sake.“In severe pain and screaming...”
Leeds mum almost blinds herself while wrapping Christmas presents
Luckily, she managed to finish wrapping all her presents
It's a Christmas miracle.
'Face of Jesus' found in Brussels sprout as stunned mum prepares dinner
"Spiritual" Shaunagh Roberts, 34, did a double-take when she found a Brussel sprout that resembled either Jesus Christ or Pirates of the Caribbean hero Johnny Depp
That's not Jesus, it's Engelbert Humperdink.
Indeliblelink
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Pair of knickers found by astronaut Tim Peake on a Sussex beach
A pair of knickers unearthed by Tim Peake has made the top ten list of weirdest items found washed up on the UK’s beaches in 2020.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Pair of knickers found by astronaut Tim Peake on a Sussex beach
A pair of knickers unearthed by Tim Peake has made the top ten list of weirdest items found washed up on the UK’s beaches in 2020.www.theargus.co.uk
In depth reporting too...
...and, it's it!
They could at least have published the full list.
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