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POLICE who swooped in on an “illegal rave” in Southend instead found queues of pensioners lining up to get their Covid jab.

Three police cars descended on the Essex Freemasons’ Saxon Hall in Aviation Way, Southend on Friday, after being tipped off about a ‘rave’.

But instead of finding strobe lights, glow sticks and groups of teenagers - officers were confronted with large numbers of people in their 80s with walking sticks queuing outside the building for their vaccine.

There is a part of me that wonders if the choice of the Freemasons' Hall as a venue isn't someone somewhere having a wind-up as well.
 

Scotland's national dish is usually eaten on Burns Night, which celebrates the Scottish poet Robert Burns, but this year the pudding had a very different experience.

Instead of being boiled and eaten it was attached to a weather balloon and sent up more than 20 miles (107,293ft) above the Earth!

That's nearly four times as high as Mount Everest.

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Last week, a wave of reports began to spread on Facebook, claiming that people in Seaton Sluice and the surrounding area had been approached by people trying to steal their dog, or had seen "suspicious" figures in white vans who they believed might be planning a theft.

Northumbria Police said officers have been made aware of the posts, many of which originated from a report of an incident in Seaton Sluice.

Inspector Neil Hall said: "In regards to that particular incident, the member of the public who reported the incident has been spoken to and we are confident there has been no attempted theft. The alleged kidnappers had been delivering scotch eggs to a nearby café, it is a regular delivery and they have made no attempts to speak to the woman in question."
 
not a headline, a court finding, but still quite local.

"The motion which Plaintiff filed was entitled "Motion To Kiss My Ass" (Doc. 107) in which he moved "all Americans at large and one corrupt Judge Smith [to] kiss my got [sic] damn ass sorry mother fucker you."


we may need a thread for local court cases.
 

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'Nicola Saunderson pushed young children out of the way to get on the fair ground attraction'##
A GRAN bit two Orangemen on the legs during a row after barging her way to the front of a queue for a bucking bronco ride.

Drunken Nicola Saunderson, 38, pushed young children out of the way to get on the fairground attraction.

Saunderson got into a scuffle with two members of the Young Conquerors Orange Band who tried to stop her.

Robert Logan, defending, told Ayr Sheriff Court: “She was pulled to the ground and held there by both men – who were sitting on her.

“That is how she managed to bite their legs.”

The court heard she was highly intoxicated at the fun day in Drongan, Ayrshire, on August 3.


Saunderson, of New Cumnock, admitted assaulting the two men. She also admitted assaulting her ex Derek McCracken and his brother William in Cumnock on June 1.

And she admitted driving without insurance, failing to give a breath test and struggling with four police officers after being stopped in New Cumnock on May 22.
 
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