Steel Icarus
ersatz maven
As opposed to those community noticeboards that display no information
Someone's rocking the Edible Woollen Mills look there. Superannuated stylishness...No pointing in this one, just ribbon cutting, for a new fucking noticeboard.
View attachment 228741
New noticeboard for Findon Valley unveiled
Findon Valley has a new community noticeboard, so residents can keep up to date with things going on in the area.www.worthingherald.co.uk
Nebraska man's rant to rename 'boneless chicken wings' goes viral
Chemical engineer Ander Christensen, from Lincoln, passionately told a local council meeting to 'remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts'. He is the son of a council member.www.dailymail.co.uk
Chemical engineer Ander Christensen, from Lincoln, passionately told a local council meeting to 'remove the name boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts' because 'we need to raise our children better'.
He proposed alternative terms that he felt better represented what the snack actually is - such as 'wet tenders', 'buffalo-style chicken tenders' and even 'saucy nugs'.
Yuwipi Woman
BBC News - Man blows up part of house while chasing fly
Man blows up part of house while chasing fly
An electric racket and a gas leak have proved disastrous for one man in France, local media report.www.bbc.co.uk
Police were called to Conway Drive in Steynton on Sunday morning (Sept 6) after the driver collided with four stationery vehicles before driving off.
A spokesperson for Dyfed-Powys Police said: "Police were called at 7.15am on Sunday, September 6, 2020 to a report of a road traffic collision on Conway Drive, Steynton, Milford Haven.
“A grey Audi collided with four stationery vehicles and left the scene."
Looks like she at least got a decent bunch of flowers out of itSorry not local.
Knobbers. Some people only exist to give the rest of us something to laugh at.Lockdown is over, so our famous local pointingcouncillorsprats are back!
View attachment 229908
The daft thing is, you can see loads of re-patched road, where all of the potholes had been repaired, so the council is on the case, but a new small one has appeared, giving them the chanceto complain againof a new photo opportunity.
In addition that whole road is due to be re-surfaced soon, so this is basically 'pointless pointing'.
Worthing councillors reignite their war on potholes: ‘We’re declaring war on dodgy roads’
Two Worthing councillors have reignited their long-running war on the town’s crumbling roads.www.worthingherald.co.uk
Knobbers.Some peopleLibDems only exist to give the rest of us something to laugh at.
Here's your coat.It can take an Iron Age(s) to cool down.
That’s a really, really long article. I’ve seen shorter news articles about major world events.From Popbitch:
Men find very long fork on Bristol street
“I think it’s the type of story people need to hear”www.bristolpost.co.uk
From Popbitch:
Men find very long fork on Bristol street
“I think it’s the type of story people need to hear”www.bristolpost.co.uk
A new perspective on the Yogi Berra quote: "when you come to a fork in the road, take it"From Popbitch:
Men find very long fork on Bristol street
“I think it’s the type of story people need to hear”www.bristolpost.co.uk
More like at plastic-fork-sellotaped-to-a-stick-point
Did they use a honey trap?The gold is in the police statement rather than the headline. YEP missed a trick there. They could have least called it a sting in the headline
Police bust honey gang who stole expensive honey from health food stores across Yorkshire
Police tracked down a honey gang who have been sweeping round stores in Yorkshire to swipe expensive honey from health food stores.www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk