Local Newspaper Headlines!

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

not a funny one...

Warnings issued after two-year-old drowns in slurry tragedy

When I was a kid we lived in the countryside and there was a farm safety video shown at primary school....I remember having nightmares about it....one of the horrors was drowning in slurry....this has brought it all back

Slurry was one that haunted me a bit. Mostly because my old man used to tell me the story everytime we were at a farm for supplies

Quicksand was also a bit troubling!!

 

[MrSki]

 

[seeformiles]

Ilkeston taxi driver hunting for 'very ugly' passenger who caused Eastwood crash after dispute over fare

A taxi driver is appealing for help after claiming a passenger grabbed his steering wheel, caused the car to crash, then fled the scene in Eastwood.

www.eastwoodadvertiser.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

Oh dear, Worthing Council meeting gets pulled from YouTube for ‘violating the terms of service’. +

Worthing councillors were cut off in mid-debate when YouTube pulled the live streaming of their meeting for ‘violating the terms of service’.

During a meeting of the full council on Tuesday evening (July 14), members were in the middle of a discussion about racism when the feed was cut.

The debate centred around a motion on notice from Paul High (Con, Heene) calling on the council to reaffirm its commitment to condemning racism.

Despite the timing, it is not yet known if this discussion was the reason YouTube stopped the recording from being broadcast.

A council spokesman said: “We are aware that there was an issue with YouTube during the Worthing Borough Council meeting last night.

“We are currently investigating the cause and aim to have the recording back online as soon as possible.”

YouTube pulls plug on Worthing council meeting

Worthing councillors were cut off in mid-debate when YouTube pulled the live streaming of their meeting for ‘violating the terms of service’.

www.worthingherald.co.uk

 

[Artaxerxes]

Mysterious face appears on mum's bum during day out at the beach in Cornwall

 

[two sheds]

Mysterious face appears on mum's bum during day out at the beach in Cornwall

Page not available - and is that burn or bum?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Page not available - and is that burn or bum?

Should work now.

BEHOLD.

 

[Mab]

 

[seeformiles]

 

[kabbes]

“His wife calls it Dignitas”

 

[seeformiles]

They’re coming thick and fast today:

Drunk Leeds dad causes 'mayhem' on Jet2 flight then wets himself

David Bronson caused 'mayhem' on a flight home from family holiday in Malaga

www.leeds-live.co.uk

 

[Mab]

Canadian Tire in Lindsay temporarily closed after every item scanned comes up as "Mr Potato Head"

KAWARTHA LAKES-Customers at the Canadian Tire Store in Lindsay left empty handed this morning. Kawartha 411 News has learned that every item scanned this morning was coming up as "Mr Potato Head" and could not be changed. No sales were being made and customers were forced to leave empty handed ac

www.kawartha411.ca

Yeah Crappy Tire’s night crew oooo the lake districts.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Fisherman fined £5,000 after he is caught breaching whelk laws twice in two days

A FISHERMAN was slapped with a £5,000 fine for breaching the law on whelk fishing.

www.theargus.co.uk

In the comment section...

1. Very shellfish behaviour
2. I bet he clammed up when he got caught
3. I bet he watches internet prawn
4. Need some mussel for that job
5. His friend plays tennis and is really good at backhands, whereas this man is more of a lob star.

If anybody can beat any of the above, you are better than me.

 

[seeformiles]

Courtesy of Popbitch:

Man finds emoji in a jar of Marmite

"I thought I was going crazy but when I asked my wife and kids to come and have a look they saw it too."

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

 

[cupid_stunt]

Courtesy of Popbitch:

Man finds emoji in a jar of Marmite

"I thought I was going crazy but when I asked my wife and kids to come and have a look they saw it too."

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

“I thought I was going crazy..."

You are, and so is the rag for publishing the story, especially with the disappointingly cropped photo of you pointing at it, they haven't a fucking clue how pointing photos should be used as a major feature of such a nonsense article.

 

[seeformiles]

You are, and so is the rag for publishing the story, especially with the disappointingly cropped photo of you pointing at it, they haven't a fucking clue how pointing photos should be used as a major feature of such a nonsense article.

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It’s a really shit smiling emoji as well - and he looks quite demented.

 

[Calamity1971]

Baboons armed with ‘knives and chainsaw’ spotted in safari park

 

[cupid_stunt]

Look at this wild cat spotted in Sussex a couple of days ago...

Police responding to reports of a ‘large apex predator’ in a Sussex village were surprised to find the beast wasn’t quite what they were expecting.

Yes, once again, it turned out to be a stuffed toy. /

‘Large predator’ in Sussex village turns out to be stuffed toy

Police responding to reports of a ‘large apex predator’ in a Sussex village were surprised to find the beast wasn’t quite what they were expecting.

www.worthingherald.co.uk

 

[seeformiles]

 

[Calamity1971]

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Ahem ^^

Baboons armed with ‘knives and chainsaw’ spotted in safari park

 

[seeformiles]

Ahem ^^

great minds (early morning posting )

 

[Steel Icarus]

You are, and so is the rag for publishing the story, especially with the disappointingly cropped photo of you pointing at it, they haven't a fucking clue how pointing photos should be used as a major feature of such a nonsense article.

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Man looks like an emoji

 

[Fez909]

Holidaymaker 'starving' after being served meagre £10 breakfast

Jennifer Carr ordered a full English vegan breakfast at Center Parcs in Sherwood Forest - but was let down by what she got

www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk

 

[Steel Icarus]

Why have the Grimsby Telegraph run a story from the Sun about a vegan from Stirling?

 

[existentialist]

Holidaymaker 'starving' after being served meagre £10 breakfast

Jennifer Carr ordered a full English vegan breakfast at Center Parcs in Sherwood Forest - but was let down by what she got

www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk

I went to a pub for Sunday lunch (Boar's Head in Templeton, Pembrokeshire - it's changed hands a couple of times since, but I've never been back). I asked about whether they had a vegetarian option, and they said "yes". If they had said "no", I'd have gone somewhere else. So...our lunches arrived. Hers was roast potatoes, parsnips, beef, all the trimmings, and covered in gravy. Mine was roast potatoes, parsnips, all the trimmings...and covered in gravy. The same gravy - a meat-based one. All for the same price as the non-"vegetarian" one. Cunts.

Frankly, the place was lucky I didn't firebomb it, and settled merely for refusing to pay - and then walking out when the barman started making threats.

In that woman's shoes, I'd be hiring a JCB and levelling the fucking dump. And I'm not even a vegan.

 

[existentialist]

Why have the Grimsby Telegraph run a story from the Sun about a vegan from Stirling?

Slow news day?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Why have the Grimsby Telegraph run a story from the Sun about a vegan from Stirling?

With so many reporters on furlough, due to the massive turn down in both advertising revenue and copy sales, the big regional newspapers groups are just running generic national stories across their various websites.

I keep hitting links to the Worthing Herald, only to find the article has no connection to Worthing at all.

 

[Fez909]

Why have the Grimsby Telegraph run a story from the Sun about a vegan from Stirling?

...on holiday in Nottinghamshire

 

[Maggot]

Not local, but . . .