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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
A bin went AWOL from Worthing, and is now a garden feature in Germany. 
www.worthingherald.co.uk
Bit disappointed there's no one pointing at it, in the picture, clearly the Germans don't understand how things work over here.
Worthing bin thrown off pier by vandals washes up 450 miles away in Germany
A Worthing Borough Council litter bin, which was thrown into the sea from the end of the pier by vandals, has washed up 450 miles away at a beach side house in Germany.
Bit disappointed there's no one pointing at it, in the picture, clearly the Germans don't understand how things work over here.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
It looks rank. It's just a bin with a plant pot stuffed in it. And that post in front of it just looks like a bollard nicked from the side of the road.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
You've not mentioned the bird shit
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
That gives it rustic charm.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Member of public calls police after spotting 'cannabis' on road - it turned out to be curly kale
A MEMBER of the public rang police after spotting what they thought was cannabis on the road.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Corvid distancing
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KFC issue statement after drive-thru staff refuse to serve man riding a horse
KFC have apologised after refusing to serve a man who tried to use one of their drive-thru branches with his horse and cart.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
Better out than in
www.theguardian.com
Austrian police defend decision to fine man after 'provocative' fart
Vienna force write on Twitter that ‘no one is reported for accidentally letting one go’
chalkhorse
entropic
Not sure this is the right thread. 
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
Cambridge man 'regularly' breaks lockdown rules for sex and says he won't stop
While thousands including our frontline staff have made huge sacrifices, Cambridge businessman Richard claims he has had sex with 'plenty' of women in breach of lockdown and will continue to do so
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
^^^ What an absolute dickhead.
Public notice board lock change row erupts
Volunteers have blasted a decision to change the locks on a public notice board.
Yossarian
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"The poor dad was just standing there, looking at this awful insult."
www.dailyrecord.co.uk
Angry Edinburgh local hits out after swan faces brutal insult on city litter bin
The disgusted passerby said: "It's terrible what the swans around here have got to put up with."
Man, 75, loses temper over 'excruciatingly hot' bombay mix
Things got a bit heated
www.cornwalllive.com
josef1878 2.0
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Public notice board lock change row erupts
Volunteers have blasted a decision to change the locks on a public notice board.www.wigantoday.net
Sad to say that's just a couple of miles from me and we are also having Custodian of the Notice Board wars. I've never seen anybody reading them either. It's an indies v Labour spat shown in all its pettiness right there.
The Hull Daily Mail has been banned from Hull City matches. This'll put the ranty types on local Twitter in a flat spin: they can't ever seem to decide whether they hate the Allams more for ruining City (so they say: I've always suspected the fact they're Egyptian has something to do with it) or the HDM for being 'fake news.'
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petee
no gods, no malarkey
Canadian Tire in Lindsay temporarily closed after every item scanned comes up as "Mr Potato Head"
KAWARTHA LAKES-Customers at the Canadian Tire Store in Lindsay left empty handed this morning. Kawartha 411 News has learned that every item scanned this morning was coming up as "Mr Potato Head" and could not be changed. No sales were being made and customers were forced to leave empty handed ac
www.kawartha411.ca
Maggot
The Cake of Liberty
VIOLENT MALE SCARED OUT OF THE WATER BY LARGE FISH INTO THE ARMS OF POLICE
A violent male who entered the water at Thorness earlier this morning (Friday) was eventually detained by Police after he was scared out of the sea by a large fish. The Needles Coastguard Rescue Team and Cowes RNLI Lifeboat were tasked to Thorness Bay at 06:20 following a request for assistance...
www.islandecho.co.uk
A violent male who entered the water at Thorness earlier this morning (Friday) was eventually detained by Police after he was scared out of the sea by a large fish.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Man orders KFC 'Big Daddy' meal - but was 'flabbergasted' at what he got
He was left disappointed by the portion size when he tipped the fries into the burger box lid
Boris Sprinkler
Dont be scared
They had not planned for him.Man orders KFC 'Big Daddy' meal - but was 'flabbergasted' at what he got
He was left disappointed by the portion size when he tipped the fries into the burger box lidwww.birminghammail.co.uk
Cos he’s not usually this outspoken.
When he’s happy he’s happy.
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
not a funny one...
Warnings issued after two-year-old drowns in slurry tragedy
When I was a kid we lived in the countryside and there was a farm safety video shown at primary school....I remember having nightmares about it....one of the horrors was drowning in slurry....this has brought it all back
Warnings issued after two-year-old drowns in slurry tragedy
When I was a kid we lived in the countryside and there was a farm safety video shown at primary school....I remember having nightmares about it....one of the horrors was drowning in slurry....this has brought it all back
What I like about this is they're reserving judgement on the state of beer gardens in Wales, England and N. Ireland.
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