Local Newspaper Headlines!

[cupid_stunt]

Doing the rounds again, an oldie, but a goldie.

 

[kabbes]

He doesn’t look very mortified

 

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Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo

The man was allegedly 'extremely drunk' when he returned to his room in the early hours of Monday morning.

metro.co.uk

His photo is in that article, he's never going to live this down!

Be warned, what happens in Thailand clearly doesn't stay in Thailand.

 

[T & P]

Not exactly erm, local news, but still…

 

[UrbaneFox]

Waitrose carpark Bermuda Triangle where pensioners disappear​

Supermarket car park Bermuda Triangle where pensioners disappear

Pensioners are getting lost in a Waitrose supermarket car park in Wallingford of south Oxfordshire.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk

Lovely clickbait headline there...

T&P, now I can't stop singing this Barry Manilow song

Bermuda Triangle
She won't see it from my angle

 

[PTK]

Why is everything a triangle?
Bermuda Triangle, Golden Triangle, Sunni Triangle, Pubic Triangle?

The City of London is the Square Mile, though. And the US Department of Defence is based in the Pentagon.
And there was the Caucasian Chalk Circle.

 

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Why is everything a triangle?
Bermuda Triangle, Golden Triangle, Sunni Triangle, Pubic Triangle?

The City of London is the Square Mile, though. And the US Department of Defence is based in the Pentagon.
And there was the Caucasian Chalk Circle.

Stone circle
Magic circle
Square dance to name some more

 

[PTK]

Stone circle
Magic circle
Square dance to name some more

If it is criminality of some sort it is usually a ring.
A ring of car thieves.

 

[Serge Forward]

Let's also not forget a square meal.

 

[bluescreen]

Let's also not forget a square meal.

A solid observation! Let's have a round of applause.

 

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