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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Editor - we need a royal story.
Reporter - hold my beer.
www.oxfordmail.co.uk
Reporter - hold my beer.
Kate Middleton flies over Oxfordshire in royal helicopter
Kate Middleton has flown over Banbury, Oxfordshire in a royal helicopter.
quimcunx
imprimeo, lamino, distribuo
EXCLUSIVE: Owner of dog who stole Gareth Bale’s golf ball at Dunhill Cup in Angus speaks out
Millions of people have viewed the clip of Jock bolting across the green, much to the embarrassment of his owner.
www.thecourier.co.uk
An exclusive!
PTK
Paul Kegan
That is a nice story.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
I want to hear from the dogEXCLUSIVE: Owner of dog who stole Gareth Bale’s golf ball at Dunhill Cup in Angus speaks out
Millions of people have viewed the clip of Jock bolting across the green, much to the embarrassment of his owner.
An exclusive!
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Happy story to start the weekend. 
www.farnhamherald.com
Orphan emu raised by a chicken named Nugget
An abandoned emu is thriving after being raised and taught to walk by an unlikely foster mum.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
On the last page, mate.
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
Funeral home in Poland apologises after body falls from hearse into traffic
“Local media published an image of the body lying on a white-striped pedestrian crossing, where it had tumbled out of the hearse.
The company transporting the body, Hades funeral services, issued a statement on Saturday taking responsibility for the incident and blaming a technical failure of the hearse.”
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
(Fumbles under couch for lost glasses….)
Maggot
The Cake of Liberty
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
German tourist dies after mistaking campervan door with toilet while speeding along Spanish motorway
German Tourist Dies After Mistaking Campervan Door With Toilet While Speeding Along Spanish Motorway Keep up with the Latest News In English Murcia Costa Calida Spainmurciatoday.com
Wow, that´s my local (online only) rag!
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Strictly Come Dancing star Bill Bailey set caged owl free
“We let it go and it flew off. It was a wonderful moment.”
Someone should tell them it's a rabbit.
isvicthere?
a.k.a. floppybollocks
I want to hear from the dog
"The ball was in the... RUFF!"
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
He's been cleared.
After a thorough investigation, no less.
'King Conker', 82, who won men's world conker championship cleared of cheating
David Jakins, 82, won the Men's World Conker Championship on October 13
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Thank God for that. I’d have hated for decades of integrity to go up in flames.He's been cleared.
After a thorough investigation, no less.
'King Conker', 82, who won men's world conker championship cleared of cheating
David Jakins, 82, won the Men's World Conker Championship on October 13www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
T & P
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I’ve been to Düsseldorf several times, so honorary local news to me.
Apparently no. 40 on the menu did the trick.
Apparently no. 40 on the menu did the trick.
Germany: Police raid Düsseldorf pizzeria serving side order of cocaine
The number 40 pizza was one of the Düsseldorf restaurant's most popular pizzas, police said.
www.bbc.co.uk
Chz
Stark Raving Sane
I mean... running drugs with pizza delivery has to be one of the oldest ones in the book. Granted it was always weed IME, but I can see branching out into coke. It is (or was, at least) a heavily cash in hand business so you get to launder your money and deal the narcotics, complete with usually teenaged or foreign workers to do the dirty bits.I’ve been to Düsseldorf several times, so honorary local news to me.
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Apparently no. 40 on the menu did the trick.
Germany: Police raid Düsseldorf pizzeria serving side order of cocaine
The number 40 pizza was one of the Düsseldorf restaurant's most popular pizzas, police said.www.bbc.co.uk
Elpenor
Dancing as fast as I can
At least it wasn’t sweetcorn / pineapple / anchovies etcI’ve been to Düsseldorf several times, so honorary local news to me.
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Apparently no. 40 on the menu did the trick.
Germany: Police raid Düsseldorf pizzeria serving side order of cocaine
The number 40 pizza was one of the Düsseldorf restaurant's most popular pizzas, police said.www.bbc.co.uk
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Can hash tag account for his whereabouts?I’ve been to Düsseldorf several times, so honorary local news to me.
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Apparently no. 40 on the menu did the trick.
Germany: Police raid Düsseldorf pizzeria serving side order of cocaine
The number 40 pizza was one of the Düsseldorf restaurant's most popular pizzas, police said.www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
'I make bum butter in my kitchen - now it's loved by celebs like Amanda Holden'
Charlie Hobbs saw his orders skyrocket from four to 40 a day
Bum butter?
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
What's wrong with good old fashioned knob cheese?'I make bum butter in my kitchen - now it's loved by celebs like Amanda Holden'
Charlie Hobbs saw his orders skyrocket from four to 40 a day
Bum butter?
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
Butter and, er, bums.
hash tag
Books, not bombs
From wrong thread 
Hopefully not inspired by the Last Tango
The dark story behind Last Tango in Paris’ most infamous scene
This article features reference to sexual assaultwww.independent.co.uk
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