Local Newspaper Headlines!

[Boo Radley75]

The chair of our local council was banging his gavel so hard, trying to shut up protesters against a racist councillor, he broke the head off. Even the gavel is anti racist.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

Post chicken slapping is too much.

A Japanese izakaya chain has discontinued its “face slap service” after receiving a customer complaint about injury and fearing a blow to its reputation.

 

[hash tag]

It's nothing new

 

[T & P]

I have to say, Florida Woman seems a tad more sophisticated than Florida Man

 

[andysays]

Kier Starmer getting involved in one of the most burning local issues.

Get on with fixing potholes, PM tells councils​

The only thing missing from the photo is Starmer himself pointing at the pothole...

 

[seeformiles]

I have to say, Florida Woman seems a tad more sophisticated than Florida Man


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Not all heroes wear capes..