Local Newspaper Headlines!
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dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
I know that road. I'd often drive along it when I still lived in Spain. Parts of it are extremely busy. I can't imagine what it would be like for those following and seeing this. (Yes I know how dreadful it was for the passenger and driver)
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
T & P
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There is much to like about this story 
Judging by the illustration, shouldn’t that be ‘pirate ghost’?
www.murraybridge.news
Judging by the illustration, shouldn’t that be ‘pirate ghost’?
Drug-fuelled pirate clocked at 151km/h at Tailem Bend
A Coonalpyn man has been charged for allegedly riding through Tailem Bend at 151km/h while under the influence and wearing a pirate hat.
www.murraybridge.news
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Ha! Seems all that nonsense about fish and sweet potatoes was exactly that. Pension fraud is the name of the game 
. Bring on the pies 
www.ucl.ac.uk
. Bring on the pies
UCL demographer’s work debunking ‘Blue Zone’ regions of exceptional lifespans wins Ig Nobel prize
A study by Dr Saul Justin Newman (Centre for Longitudinal Studies) has won the first-ever Ig Nobel award in Demography at this year’s 34th Ig Nobel Prizes. His work reveals fundamental flaws in the data about the world’s oldest people and patterns of extreme longevity.
secondwind
Active Member
Live as lads work six nights and days to rescue dog stuck underground
Halifax community is rallying around to help the major rescue effort
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Don't panic, there's nothing to worry about, none of it is actually real...
"Which is Nice."
"Which is Nice."
Septimus Rufiji
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'says an actual boffin at an actual university' 
hash tag
Books, not bombs
You missed the real and very troubling headline.....Santa SACKEDDon't panic, there's nothing to worry about, none of it is actually real...
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"Which is Nice."
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
Barrow cricket club concerned about seagull nesting
A misleading headline in the Gazette. This is actually an ANTI-SEAGULL story!
With some imagination they could use guano to mark their crease.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Fresno County Canal Crash Sends Car Flying Upside Down. Lucky Occupants Survive.
Incredible crash survival story in Fresno County: Two occupants ejected from a Honda Civic after launching over a canal and hitting a tree.
gvwire.com
andysays
Love and solidarity
Not in a Honda Civic anyway...
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
And, the 'International Bonehead of the Day' award goes to -
What a twat!
Disqualified Darlington driver caught driving home from court
Steven Luck, from Darlington, says he did not know the ban started straight away.
www.bbc.co.uk
What a twat!
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Resident angel dude will love that.Don't panic, there's nothing to worry about, none of it is actually real...
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"Which is Nice."
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
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I’ve seen worse than that when out clubbing, but it never occurred to me to report it to a newspaper. The amount of money I have missed out on over the years…
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
Now really local news..but it’s repeated in the Texas press. This is a weird (read Republican) obituary of an acquaintance from when I lived in Texas. Nixon was a supporter of various gay causes, including keeping an HIV advocacy service serving the Hispanic community going for a long time. He dies without heirs. The obituary is a cut and paste of a family history, and poor Nixon only gets a mention 3/4 of the way down. RIP fella.
..and the funeral is private, I am told no one from the city in which he lived has been invited..ie zero friends.
..and the funeral is private, I am told no one from the city in which he lived has been invited..ie zero friends.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Badger Inks deploys giant magnet, which draws not one, but two cars into it's front windows.
FFS, what are drivers on, in Seaford?
FFS, what are drivers on, in Seaford?
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I think ‘Badger Inks’ is clearly a front for a sinister experiment to discover a new dimension. The experiment has failed. We await the inky apocalypse.Badger Inks deploys giant magnet, which draws not one, but two cars into it's front windows.
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FFS, what are drivers on, in Seaford?
Indeliblelink
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I’ve seen worse than that when out clubbing, but it never occurred to me to report it to a newspaper. The amount of money I have missed out on over the years…
Maybe it was a massive beaver.
T & P
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Residents perplexed as 'submarine of the sky' circles over Cornwall
Spoiler: it's a yellow helicopter
Residents perplexed as 'submarine of the sky' circles over Cornwall
It can't be missed, that's for sure
Oh, Cornwall...
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Residents perplexed as 'submarine of the sky' circles over Cornwall
Spoiler: it's a yellow helicopter
Residents perplexed as 'submarine of the sky' circles over Cornwall
It can't be missed, that's for surewww.cornwalllive.com
Oh, Cornwall...
Needs more Aphex Twin
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Well, that was a Kinder Surprise.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Presumably it was the surprise rather than the whole eggWell, that was a Kinder Surprise.
Pair caught with ketamine-filled Kinder eggs in their bums at Creamfields
"They had multiple opportunities to re-think what they were doing."
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