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Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless

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metro.co.uk

Funnily enough I've just embraced autumn by eating a pot noodle while wearing no trousers.

 

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Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless

Icon alert.

metro.co.uk

Funnily enough I've just embraced autumn by eating a pot noodle while wearing no trousers.

Well, I can be pretty racy too. Only recently I was eating some bread and spread with the top three buttons of my shirt unbuttoned.

 

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BBC News - Lights from Suffolk tomato factory mistaken for 'lovely aurora' - BBC News

Lights from Suffolk tomato factory mistaken for 'lovely aurora'

A woman's excitement at sharing photos on social media is short lived.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

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Madonna, 66, embraces autumn by eating soup completely topless

Icon alert.

metro.co.uk

Funnily enough I've just embraced autumn by eating a pot noodle while wearing no trousers.

Unless I missed it, I didn’t notice Madonna mentioning Autumn/ Fall at all in the musings she posted alongside the photos. Which makes for a rather bizarre Metro story angle. It’s not as if ‘Madonna eats soup topless’ would have failed to grab their readership’s attention without the mention of the season.

 

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Unless I missed it, I didn’t notice Madonna mentioning Autumn/ Fall at all in the musings she posted alongside the photos. Which makes for a rather bizarre Metro story angle. It’s not as if ‘Madonna eats soup topless’ would have failed to grab their readership’s attention without the mention of the season.

Was Madonna actually eating/drinking the soup, or was she she just posing for a photograph? It's amazing how her hair just happens to obscure her nipples.

 

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-amazing +thankful

 

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Poop statue appears on the National Mall to ‘honor’ Jan. 6 rioters

 

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On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?

Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it

She returned it to the store straight away

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

 

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On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?

Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it

She returned it to the store straight away

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

The kid (nice happy smile by the way) clearly had a lot of use from it:

There are two scents - 'fart' and 'banana'. After the scent vials ran out, Megan began to search for alternatives to refill the toy.

 

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On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?

Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it

She returned it to the store straight away

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

Very sad...her son saw it advertised, wanted one and got it the power of advertising coupled with the fact that he might get anything he asks for or parents cannot say no.

 

[AverageJoe]

On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?

Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it

She returned it to the store straight away

www.liverpoolecho.co.uk

My kids have one each. They are now 14 and 16.

All their other children's are gone, but they won't get rid of these. They are brilliant

 

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Anger as graffiti carved into ground at Barry park

Romilly Park in Barry has been targeted by vandals who carved an offensive image into the grass

www.barryanddistrictnews.co.uk

Anger I tell you, anger!


Now what could all this anger be about?

 

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Boots on lads, the bullshit is getting deeper....

'A ghost asked my girlfriend for a totally inappropriate sex act'

"He said a lot of seedy things, and I felt really uncomfortable."

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

They have since created a TikTok account named Ghosts Of Britain, amassing millions of followers as they visit haunted venues and share their encounters with eerie apparitions including one incident where a spirit allegedly told Sarah: "Suck my ****."

Day to day, the pair claim they witness objects flying around the room, doors rattling and CCTV cameras moving by themselves in their haunted museum. "It's weird to say but it's important to me that a partner believes in the paranormal because it's a huge part of my life," Lee told PA Real Life.

"I've dedicated my entire life to going out there and looking for the afterlife, and I can't see myself ever stopping I definitely need someone that can put up with all of that!"

It's just eerie click-bait.

 

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Nobody likes sleazy councillors or incompetent local authorities, but they’re nowhere as abominable as street furniture with no civic pride

 

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before and after accident

 

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World’s largest GPS penis traced across Bannau Brycheiniog for charity

Terry Rosoman formed image on 75-mile run across Welsh mountains formerly known as Brecon Beacons

www.theguardian.com

 

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Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo

The man was allegedly 'extremely drunk' when he returned to his room in the early hours of Monday morning.

metro.co.uk

His photo is in that article, he's never going to live this down!

 

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Waitrose carpark Bermuda Triangle where pensioners disappear​

Supermarket car park Bermuda Triangle where pensioners disappear

Pensioners are getting lost in a Waitrose supermarket car park in Wallingford of south Oxfordshire.

www.oxfordmail.co.uk

Lovely clickbait headline there...

 

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Celeste fans accidentally end up at death metal band's show who share exact same name​

Alex, who had bought tickets to the rock band's gig on Tuesday 5 November, took to social media to share the hilarious mishap after meeting the women, admitting himself he had not heard of the 30-year-old singer-songwriter.

Alex said: "Until tonight I was not aware that there is a popular singer called Celeste.

"Until tonight, five lovely women from Liverpool weren't aware that there is a French avant-garde post-hardcore, post-black metal band called Celeste.

"Sadly for them I was not the one at the wrong gig."

 

[Artaxerxes]

Not local, still funny

https://www.cnn.com/travel/us-couple-dream-life-france-became-nightmare/index.html

 

[Elpenor]

Not local, still funny

https://www.cnn.com/travel/us-couple-dream-life-france-became-nightmare/index.html

They had no frozen yoghurt in France

 

[Chz]

Not local, still funny

https://www.cnn.com/travel/us-couple-dream-life-france-became-nightmare/index.html

That's only half a step down from the Canadian family that relocated to Russia because they found Canadian society too oppressive.

 

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Gullible Russian teachers were tricked into wearing tinfoil hats by a political prankster in order to demonstrate how deeply they had been brainwashed by Kremlin propaganda.

Images show teachers from multiple schools in Voronezh making and then wearing the tinfoil hats, which they were told would protect them and their students from radiation by NATO satellites.

The prank was masterminded by activist trickster Vladislav ‘Vladik’ Bokhan, who said Russians were so deeply conditioned to obey Putin that they would follow any official instruction, no matter how absurd.

You have just got to read the whole article!

Russian teachers tricked into wearing tinfoil hats

Russian teachers were tricked into wearing tinfoil hats in order to demonstrate how deeply they had been brainwashed by Kremlin propaganda.

metro.co.uk

 

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You have just got to read the whole article!

Russian teachers tricked into wearing tinfoil hats

Russian teachers were tricked into wearing tinfoil hats in order to demonstrate how deeply they had been brainwashed by Kremlin propaganda.

metro.co.uk

I bet it could work on maga cultists as well

 

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