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Funnily enough I've just embraced autumn by eating a pot noodle while wearing no trousers.
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Paul Kegan
Well, I can be pretty racy too. Only recently I was eating some bread and spread with the top three buttons of my shirt unbuttoned.
Funnily enough I've just embraced autumn by eating a pot noodle while wearing no trousers.
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BBC News - Lights from Suffolk tomato factory mistaken for 'lovely aurora' - BBC News
Lights from Suffolk tomato factory mistaken for 'lovely aurora'
A woman's excitement at sharing photos on social media is short lived.
www.bbc.co.uk
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Unless I missed it, I didn’t notice Madonna mentioning Autumn/ Fall at all in the musings she posted alongside the photos. Which makes for a rather bizarre Metro story angle. It’s not as if ‘Madonna eats soup topless’ would have failed to grab their readership’s attention without the mention of the season.
Funnily enough I've just embraced autumn by eating a pot noodle while wearing no trousers.
PTK
Paul Kegan
Was Madonna actually eating/drinking the soup, or was she she just posing for a photograph? It's amazing how her hair just happens to obscure her nipples.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
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On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young? 
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it
She returned it to the store straight away
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The kid (nice happy smile by the way) clearly had a lot of use from it:On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?
Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it
She returned it to the store straight away
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Very sad...her son saw it advertised, wanted one and got itOn a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?
Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it
She returned it to the store straight away
the power of advertising coupled with the fact that he might get anything he asks for or parents cannot say no.
AverageJoe
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My kids have one each. They are now 14 and 16.On a similiar theme to the above post, why was the 'Ultimate Fart Blaster' not a thing when I was young?
Mum returns 'Fart Blaster' toy after what it did when son used it
She returned it to the store straight away
All their other children's are gone, but they won't get rid of these. They are brilliant
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Anger as graffiti carved into ground at Barry park
Romilly Park in Barry has been targeted by vandals who carved an offensive image into the grass
Anger I tell you, anger!
Now what could all this anger be about?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Boots on lads, the bullshit is getting deeper....
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
It's just eerie click-bait.
'A ghost asked my girlfriend for a totally inappropriate sex act'
"He said a lot of seedy things, and I felt really uncomfortable."
It's just eerie click-bait.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
prunus
Tick tock.
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World’s largest GPS penis traced across Bannau Brycheiniog for charity
Terry Rosoman formed image on 75-mile run across Welsh mountains formerly known as Brecon Beacons
cupid_stunt
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Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo
The man was allegedly 'extremely drunk' when he returned to his room in the early hours of Monday morning.
metro.co.uk
His photo is in that article, he's never going to live this down!
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