cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Doing the rounds again, an oldie, but a goldie.
Local Newspaper Headlines!
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Books, not bombs
Be warned, what happens in Thailand clearly doesn't stay in Thailand.
Naked British tourist falls from balcony in Thailand covered in poo
The man was allegedly 'extremely drunk' when he returned to his room in the early hours of Monday morning.metro.co.uk
His photo is in that article, he's never going to live this down!
UrbaneFox
They've doubled in price
T&P, now I can't stop singing this Barry Manilow songWaitrose carpark Bermuda Triangle where pensioners disappear
Supermarket car park Bermuda Triangle where pensioners disappear
Pensioners are getting lost in a Waitrose supermarket car park in Wallingford of south Oxfordshire.www.oxfordmail.co.uk
Lovely clickbait headline there...
Bermuda Triangle
She won't see it from my angle
PTK
Paul Kegan
If it is criminality of some sort it is usually a ring.
A ring of car thieves.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Let's also not forget a square meal.
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
A solid observation! Let's have a round of applause.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Puddy_Tat
naturally fluffy
"‘Bear attack’ on Rolls-Royce was scam using human in costume, California officials say"
www.theguardian.com
‘Bear attack’ on Rolls-Royce was scam using human in costume, California officials say
Four people charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy after analysis of videos and discovery of bear costume
Indeliblelink
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Important breaking news here
Smooth Mars bar discovered without signature ripple
Some people have accused finder Harry Seager of placing another bar in a Mars wrapper, he says.
www.bbc.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Anger as explicit songs played at South West firework display
Some of the lyrics mentioned strippers, drugs and there was also some choice expletive language in songs on the playlist.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
This from one of my local rags...
www.theargus.co.uk
Doesn't look like a sea snail to me, more like a pile of poo.
Magnificent woven sculpture of periwinkle unveiled in nature reserve
A new public-art sculpture of a sea snail has been unveiled in a nature reserve.
Doesn't look like a sea snail to me, more like a pile of poo.
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
As dollops go, it's very nice.
PTK
Paul Kegan
Or square deal.
Then there are love triangles. Love triangles have claimed more victims than the Bermuda Triangle.
PTK
Paul Kegan
"Dollop". Reading that expression evoked memories of my childhood, it was in common usage in the circles in which I moved. We need a new Proust .
Serge Forward
Just enjoyin' my coffee.
a_chap
When the world came apart, where were you?
Back in the day, I used to refer this pop twosome as Dollop.
Ah, yes.
George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley in their heyday
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
This from one of my local rags...
Magnificent woven sculpture of periwinkle unveiled in nature reserve
A new public-art sculpture of a sea snail has been unveiled in a nature reserve.
Doesn't look like a sea snail to me, more like a pile of poo.
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After readers pointed out the bleeding obvious, the Argus has woken up, and done a follow-up report.
'Looks like a really big dog did that!' - new sculpture is likened to a poo emoji
People have likened a new public art sculpture near Chichester to a poo.
I like the reference to Southern Water.
Lazy Llama
Suburban robots that monitor reality
How long before someone attaches googley eyes?
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Sudden appearance of hundreds of Monopoly boxes leaves neighbourhood puzzled
People have been left baffled after a massive pile of boxes of Monopoly appeared in a front garden, with no obvious explanation as to why or how they came to be there
Boo Radley75
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Looks my local Wetherspoons has won a toilet award. From my experience of it, I guess the criteria for getting this award is hight above sea level, a plentiful puddle of piss on the floor and skids in the pan and popularity for snorting coke.
Harlow's Wetherspoons wins award in Loo of the Year awards - Your Harlow
A HARLOW pub has won acclaim for the quality and standards of its toilets – in the Loo of the Year Awards 2024. The William Aylmer in Kitson Way has […]
www.yourharlow.com
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
ouirdeaux
Caring, Understanding, Non-judgemental Type
I went to Harlow for a job interview once. Unsure if the Wetherspoons was there then. Odd place.Looks my local Wetherspoons has won a toilet award. From my experience of it, I guess the criteria for getting this award is hight above sea level, a plentiful puddle of piss on the floor and skids in the pan and popularity for snorting coke.
Harlow's Wetherspoons wins award in Loo of the Year awards - Your Harlow
A HARLOW pub has won acclaim for the quality and standards of its toilets – in the Loo of the Year Awards 2024. The William Aylmer in Kitson Way has […]www.yourharlow.com
prunus
Tick tock.
The T is silent.
T & P
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Or perhaps in this particular Spoons you don't have to climb seven flights of stairs and walk a quarter of mile of corridors to reach the toilets, which would certainly be a refreshing change for that chainLooks my local Wetherspoons has won a toilet award. From my experience of it, I guess the criteria for getting this award is hight above sea level, a plentiful puddle of piss on the floor and skids in the pan and popularity for snorting coke.
Harlow's Wetherspoons wins award in Loo of the Year awards - Your Harlow
A HARLOW pub has won acclaim for the quality and standards of its toilets – in the Loo of the Year Awards 2024. The William Aylmer in Kitson Way has […]www.yourharlow.com
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