Local Newspaper Headlines!
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MrSki
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The thread title doesn't mention recent.
It was on this thread when it happened, though.The thread title doesn't mention recent.
MrSki
Who am I to say you're wrong
Sorry but could not be arsed to go back through 155 pages.
planetgeli country;
www.southwalesguardian.co.uk
To be honest this is a fairly uninspiring headline. But the article ends on a high-note, which I insist that everybody read with a Welsh, if possible South Welsh and ideally Carmarthenshire accent:
The Plaid Cymru councillor said donations of egg boxes would really help.
He added that his own nine hens were also full of life in the sunny weather and laying a lot of eggs.
“They’re blowing them out like nobody’s business,” he said.
Llangadog brothers donate 300 eggs per week to feed school children
EGGS might be in short supply in some shops, but not at one farm in Carmarthenshire.
To be honest this is a fairly uninspiring headline. But the article ends on a high-note, which I insist that everybody read with a Welsh, if possible South Welsh and ideally Carmarthenshire accent:
The Plaid Cymru councillor said donations of egg boxes would really help.
He added that his own nine hens were also full of life in the sunny weather and laying a lot of eggs.
“They’re blowing them out like nobody’s business,” he said.
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Some serious news going on over in Cambridge during lockdown as a man says a cat could be his cat.
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
www.cambridge-news.co.uk
'Large wildcat with big claws' spotted in central Cambridge
The 'big cat' has been compared to the size of a fully grown Labrador dog
Cambs homeowner reveals truth about 'large wildcat' spotted on roof
The cat was described as the size of a Labrador
seeformiles
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Unusual choice of weapon..
Dangerous Canterbury thief armed with hedgetrimmer robs taxi driver
A thief who armed himself with a hedgetrimmer to commit robbery has been jailed for more than six years.
localrags.co.uk
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HaveMyPassword123
Some serious news going on over in Cambridge during lockdown as a man says a cat could be his cat.
'Large wildcat with big claws' spotted in central Cambridge
The 'big cat' has been compared to the size of a fully grown Labrador dog
Cambs homeowner reveals truth about 'large wildcat' spotted on roof
The cat was described as the size of a Labrador
In a similar incident, a man saw an aeroplane:
Mystery as 'very big' burning object spotted circling over Cambs
A man who spotted the object said he was watching it for between 10 and 20 minutes
National Space Academy explains 'burning object' spotted in Cambs sky
A resident reported seeing a red and orange coloured flaming object over Stretham, Ely
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Man jumped into canal to save pet rat
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Colorado Man Arrested After Accidentally Depositing Two Bags Of Cocaine At Jefferson County Drive-Thru Bank
<p>A Colorado man has been arrested after depositing two bags of cocaine along with his money at a bank. I’m all for keeping your money safe, but attempting to store your illegal drugs in an account registered to your name certainly isn’t the smartest idea. As it turns out, however, 34-year-old...
www.unilad.co.uk
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Peel police say alleged alligator sighting in Brampton pond was a beaver
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poor kitty
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Ohioan, 50, Arrested After Calling 911 To Report That Her Pussy Was Ablaze
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19force8
For the avoidance of faith
Contrails, yeah, no mention of those chemicals thoughIn a similar incident, a man saw an aeroplane:
Mystery as 'very big' burning object spotted circling over Cambs
A man who spotted the object said he was watching it for between 10 and 20 minutes
National Space Academy explains 'burning object' spotted in Cambs sky
A resident reported seeing a red and orange coloured flaming object over Stretham, Ely
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