England vs Slovenia, 8pm (ITV)

[Lord Camomile]

Bit shit so far. I say that hoping to provoke a goal. I'm happy to look a div.

Heh, I was literally just typing...

I can only hope I look foolish for this later on, but we were favourites going into this tournament

 

[two sheds]

fucking hell let's play it across the back eh lads shall we

 

[Steel Icarus]

England pressing in ones and twos. Which is a piece of piss to play around.

I'm going to the shop, I'm already irritated

 

[Lord Camomile]

Barely 5 minutes into a dead rubber against Slovenia, and "England need to be careful".



I'm starting to feel mean, tbh

 

[Elpenor]

Wondered why there was no god save dirge then realised I was watching the other match in error

 

[May Kasahara]

Bored already and it's less than 10mins in.

 

[Wilf]

I'm waiting for the commentators to say Slovenia are 'disciplined'.

 

[Wilf]

shame palmer's not been given a chance to show himself, would have preferred him to gallagher.

Aye definitely.

 

[two sheds]

iI'm starting to warm to Slovenia they've got a lovely blue kit much nicer than ours.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm waiting for the commentators to say Slovenia are 'disciplined'.

On the evidence so far, you'll be waiting a lot longer for them to say it about England.

 

[Wilf]

iI'm starting to warm to Slovenia they've got a lovely blue kit much nicer than ours.

Yes that's always been my approach. Started liking Croatia at the time they had the full chessboard shirt.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fuck me, it's almost like we're watching the golden generation again

 

[planetgeli]

What a load of rubbish

 

[Wilf]

I'm waiting for the commentators to say Slovenia are 'disciplined'.

Aha 'organised'!

 

[hash tag]

When is sewing bee on,?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

I hope Slovenia win, I really fuckin do!

 

[tommers]

We've gone from "this is the best England squad ever" to "Slovenia are a team who don't get whacked very often" in two and a bit games.

 

[hash tag]

I hope Slovenia win, I really fuckin do!

Every chance

 

[Lord Camomile]

Hm, hadn't factored in the heat. That might add a little mitigation to the energy levels on display.

Still a long way from mitigating everything, though.

 

[May Kasahara]

Starting to wonder if this ultra-boring play is a deliberate strategy to make sure the travelling England fans stay calm and polite

 

[Wilf]

The big lad with the green tie has a good look going on.

 

[Lord Camomile]

iI'm starting to warm to Slovenia they've got a lovely blue kit much nicer than ours.

Oh, shit, you know who else play in blue...?







Iceland

 

[tommers]

Don't care if it was offside. That was it.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fuck me, I'll take the offside, that was actually a decent sequence of passing and movement

 

[Puddy_Tat]

woo hoo

oh balls

 

[Elpenor]

Even I knew that was offside and I learnt it from watching Garth Crooks show it to Mr Blobby

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Fuck me, I'll take the offside, that was actually a decent sequence of passing and movement

No it wasn’t.

 

[hash tag]

Slovenia are my team in the sweepstake

 

[SpookyFrank]

Still got no idea what Kane's supposed to be doing in this team.

 

[ska invita]

Starting to wonder if this ultra-boring play is a deliberate strategy to make sure the travelling England fans stay calm and polite

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