Portugal v Slovenia

[The39thStep]

There are two types of people in this world. Those who love a penalty shootout, and psychopaths like you.

Actually that’s harsh I like Lord Camomile

 

[Lord Camomile]

It's a cruel way to lose.
Can't just keep going until someone scores though.

S'how we did it in the playground

But yeah, I know. Still hate 'em.

There are two types of people in this world. Those who love a penalty shootout, and psychopaths like you.

I just think goals ruin the purity of the game, y'know?

 

[tommers]

Ooooohhhhh. Nice.

 

[Wilf]

At least when this ends, I won't have Martin Keown in my head.

 

[two sheds]

Well played Slovenia

 

[Lord Camomile]

He's missed three out of nine??!

 

[Lord Camomile]

I don't know if he's left handed, but seriously, that save...

 

[Wilf]

Alan Shearer does a good line in the bleeding obvious as well.

 

[Spymaster]

Will he miss 2?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Will he wait to take the fifth again?

And will he not actually get to take it again?

 

[Monte]

Will Ronaldo be allowed to take one?

 

[The39thStep]

If there is a god , Portugal should win

 

[ska invita]

Slovenian shots have been so poor throughout, little hope for their pens


But Portuguese psychological pressure is going to be off the scale

 

[ska invita]

If there is a god , Portugal should win

Soz god dead

 

[Lord Camomile]

Fuck it.

Same corner.

Was a good save.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Soz god dead

Oh noes.

 

[xenon]

I did laugh when Ronaldo cried. Is that a bit mean.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Stuttering run up. Red card.

 

[tommers]

Anti climax. Good penalty though.

 

[Lord Camomile]

'KEEPER ALMOST HAD IT!!

Aye, tbf, still hate the stalled run up, but in the context of the game, that's a solid penalty, right in the corner.

Fuck it, Costa's somehow stealing the 'keeper headlines!!

 

[Monte]

Oh fuck.

 

[The39thStep]

Up the RA

 

[oryx]

Shit, we reverse jinxed Ronaldo.

 

[Bingoman]

the the keeper didn't even move

 

[tommers]

Oh no the forces of evil are winning.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I'm sure Cristiano will be the first to console the Slovenians who had their penalties saved.

(Actually, he just might...)

 

[Monte]

Up the RA

Manfrog, is that you?

 

[tommers]

Hahahah. Jesus christ.

 

[pbsmooth]

What’s this keeper on

 

[Lord Camomile]

Diego Costa is single-handedly rewriting the headlines for Ronaldo. This is ridiculous.