The Ashes 2010/11

[embree]

Well they're describing a completely different Test match then, get some pictures

Twatto's referral there was idiotic the self interested moron

 

[embree]

here's Mr shit technique then. Bat miles away from his body, elbow pointed straight up in the air. Shite.

 

[embree]

here's Mr shit technique then. Bat miles away from his body, elbow pointed straight up in the air. Shite.

the fact we allowed him 36 runs shows how far off the boil we've gone.

 

[JimW]

Nearly there. Get 'em out for 300 give or take and there's an interesting couple of days in prospect.

 

[embree]

well, maybe. Johnson out for naff all so he'll bowl shit and need a few more weeks of therapy.

Finn's on the verge of a fiverfer when he's bowled short garbage all day, esp to Hussey. Brainless shit

 

[embree]

200 Test wickets for Jimmy - second youngest Englishman to the total

 

[embree]

Tremlett gets five - 391 to win. As in Brisbane, two decent scores and fuck all from the rest of the Australian order.

We have time to spare. We have the batsmen. The pitch is possibly going a bit up and down but generally OK. They have a load of shit bowlers and a headcase who's capable of anything.

We'll lose. But we could just do it.

 

[shagnasty]

I was watching alistair cook batting and the concentration in his face was very intense .We need to get our heads down and not play silly shots .It is a big ask but it can be done

 

[embree]

fuck's sake Ali, don't nibble at those

 

[strung out]

cook gone

 

[Brixton Hatter]

arses - cook lbw

 

[embree]

Harris is bowling at the stumps, bit of a novelty

 

[strung out]

strauss gone now too

 

[Brixton Hatter]

oh dear...

 

[embree]

That was coming, Johnson's bowling well, even to the left hander. Strauss couldn't resist nibbling but Johnson not really giving him many he could safely leave either.

 

[liquidlunch]

morning to you all,hope your enjoying the day as much as i amWe really need a two fingered salute smiley here dont we?

 

[embree]

This camera zoom thing whenever a ball is bowled is monstrously irritating. Whenever there's an edge you can't see where it's gone. Sort it the fuck out Channel 9

 

[Brixton Hatter]

streaker!

sky cut to the scorecard though

 

[Brixton Hatter]

This camera zoom thing whenever a ball is bowled is monstrously irritating. Whenever there's an edge you can't see where it's gone. Sort it the fuck out Channel 9

yes that is very very annoying

 

[embree]

KP you dick. Horrible waft at a ball that was easily leaveable. Nobhead.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

KP out immediately after changing his bat. Should have left that well alone

 

[liquidlunch]

see ya later kev

 

[a_chap]

Not to put too fine a point on it but what a feckin' useless CUNT Pieterson is

 

[Brixton Hatter]

not looking good now...only trench warfare from trott and colly can save us now

 

[a_chap]

Oh no. Now Trott

81 for 4

 

[embree]

on the bright side, that was a shocking drop from Ponting. His eyes have gone

 

[a_chap]

Oh god it just gets worse. Colly's out to the last ball of the day

Aus should take the extra half hour and put us out of our misery.

 

[embree]

a veritable smorgasbord of shit shots there

 

[a_chap]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the damn nightwatchman supposed to take the strike????

Must. Kill. Anderson.

 

[liquidlunch]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the damn nightwatchman supposed to take the strike????

Must. Kill. Anderson.

you are spot on,nightwatchman must be at the crease facing,pity he cant follow instructions.Ausie Aussie Aussie