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Funnier than he thinks he is.
Noah’s Ark unseaworthy! 'Unseaworthy' Noah's Ark replica detained at Ipswich Waterfront
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Masked man who tried to hold up post office foiled after Yorkshire employee told him to go away
A masked man from Yorkshire who tried to hold up a post office was foiled after an employee told him to go away, a court heard.
Johnny Doe
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
OW MUCH?
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
"Slowly recovering": Dad from Yorkshire "to access therapy" after spending £54 on fish and chips in London
A Yorkshire dad is "trying to access therapy" after spending £54 on fish and chips in London, his son joked on Twitter.
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk
Shechemite
Be the sun and all will see you
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
OW MUCH?
"Slowly recovering": Dad from Yorkshire "to access therapy" after spending £54 on fish and chips in London
A Yorkshire dad is "trying to access therapy" after spending £54 on fish and chips in London, his son joked on Twitter.
Isn’t an “Ow Much?” a collective noun for Yorkshire folk?
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
no pothole pointing, but I liked this story
www.thewestmorlandgazette.co.uk
Clever spaniel from United Utilities detects leak threatening water supply
A TALENTED pooch has been rewarded for sniffing out a leak that threatened the water supply to a small hamlet.
Indeliblelink
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Woman charged with theft of a pebble from Aldeburgh beach
A daytripper has been fined £75 after removing a single pebble from Aldeburgh beach and taking it home as a keepsake.
www.suffolkgazette.com
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Aggressive crows damaging cars and property in Derby suburb
The crows have been named Ronnie and Reggie after the criminal Kray twins
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
I suppose you could call it...a bee MW?
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Thousands of bees swarmed on a BMW outside a city centre office
"There is a bee keeper at the moment trying to get them all into a box which is hilarious"
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
BBC News - Spanish man jailed for killing and eating his mother
Spanish man jailed for killing and eating his mother
The 28-year-old was arrested after body parts of his mother were found scattered in her Madrid flat.
www.bbc.co.uk
petee
no gods, no malarkey
what i see in the video doesn't qualify as a frenzy, imo
www.nbcnewyork.com
Trash Bag of Pot Flung Off NYC Roof Scatters on Sidewalk, Leading to Frenzy
A garbage bag allegedly full of pot that was flung off a Brooklyn rooftop in an apparent sale gone bad scattered onto the sidewalk, sending pedestrians scrambling to pick up marijuana earlier this month, police say.
www.nbcnewyork.com
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I watched a man dance with a firework up his bum and I loved every minute of it
HAVE you ever been heading home after an evening at the pub with friends, family, or colleagues and thought 'I fancy watching a man dance to There's…
Lazy Llama
Suburban robots that monitor reality
Doesn't seem very local? Wrong forum?
Shechemite
Be the sun and all will see you
Big news for a small community
pseudonarcissus
fluttering and dancing
hash tag
Reaching out
What happened to social distancing?
thelincolnite.co.uk
Police probe noise complaints after swingers festival in Lincolnshire village
A few nearby residents weren't happy with the noise
thelincolnite.co.uk
Shechemite
Be the sun and all will see you
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
The problem is too big for just pointing at, so the other classic local rag genre of hand gesturing is in play. 
And, classic buck-passing to boot...
www.worthingherald.co.uk
And, classic buck-passing to boot...
Worthing childcare worker’s frustration over ‘eyesore’ patch of grass left uncut for three years
A Worthing childcare worker has said an overgrown patch of grass outside her house has not been cut for three years.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I think it looks rather nice. Like a meadow. Shame about that person standing in front of it, spoiling the view.The problem is too big for just pointing at, so the other classic local rag genre of hand gesturing is in play.
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And, classic buck-passing to boot...
Worthing childcare worker’s frustration over ‘eyesore’ patch of grass left uncut for three years
A Worthing childcare worker has said an overgrown patch of grass outside her house has not been cut for three years.
mx wcfc
Well-Known Member
Round here, people (rightly) complain to the local rag when the council do cut grass and verges - that grass has been supporting wildlife. And it does look nice.The problem is too big for just pointing at, so the other classic local rag genre of hand gesturing is in play.
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And, classic buck-passing to boot...
Worthing childcare worker’s frustration over ‘eyesore’ patch of grass left uncut for three years
A Worthing childcare worker has said an overgrown patch of grass outside her house has not been cut for three years.
hash tag
Reaching out
exactly what mx wcfc said; it is great for wildlife. The alternative is pesticides and weedkillers which kill wildlife and children!The problem is too big for just pointing at, so the other classic local rag genre of hand gesturing is in play.
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And, classic buck-passing to boot...
Worthing childcare worker’s frustration over ‘eyesore’ patch of grass left uncut for three years
A Worthing childcare worker has said an overgrown patch of grass outside her house has not been cut for three years.
andysays
Love and solidarity
It may be great for wildlife, but it's not necessarily the ideal place to create a long-grass wildlife area, particularly if there are no other short grass areas where children can play.
Using pesticides around the edges as the story mentions is obviously problematic, but council grounds maintenance services have been cut right back over the years, to the extent where there often simply aren't the necessary staff to maintain everything properly, whether that's as short grass play areas or longer grass wildlife areas - even the latter have to be managed to some extent.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
FFS, I posted that as a piss-take of the classic local rag photo genre, not for a bloody discussion about grass cutting. 
It's not a bloody verge, it's a small patch of grass, which used to be maintained, surrounded by houses on 3-sides, where young kids used to play, which is important in an urban borough that happens to have less green public space per head of population than anywhere else in the UK.
There's plenty of fucking space for wildlife, just over a mile north from there, called the South Downs National Park.
It's not a bloody verge, it's a small patch of grass, which used to be maintained, surrounded by houses on 3-sides, where young kids used to play, which is important in an urban borough that happens to have less green public space per head of population than anywhere else in the UK.
There's plenty of fucking space for wildlife, just over a mile north from there, called the South Downs National Park.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
They can fly north, just like the seagulls should fuck off in a southerly direction.
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