Local Newspaper Headlines!
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flypanam
Sausage to fortune
Dunno where to put this but it's nuts
www.nzherald.co.nz
Queensland tradie to walk free after cutting off men's testicles
A tradie has avoided jail for cutting off the genitalia of two men, with their consent.
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
It's the 'with their consent' bit, that does my nut in.
1927
Funnier than he thinks he is.
hash tag
Reaching out
Panic as man burns crumpets. cupid_stunt pointing at potholes etc. This might have to go on my list Panic As Man Burns Crumpets by Roger Lytollis review – the death of local news, read all about it
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Funny enough, I ordered a copy of that yesterday.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
If there was a panic every time I burned something...
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Another for the "local newspaper headlines that could count as informal anarchist actions" file:
www.yorkpress.co.uk
Porsche SQUASHED by lorry near supermarket
EMERGENCY services responded after an Argos lorry got wedged on top of a sports car in a supermarket.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
If the Porsche had parked somewhere else he wouldn't have been in the way causing a problem.Another for the "local newspaper headlines that could count as informal anarchist actions" file:
Porsche SQUASHED by lorry near supermarket
EMERGENCY services responded after an Argos lorry got wedged on top of a sports car in a supermarket.
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Reaching out
But it's a Porsche, the owner can park where they like!
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Not all Porsche drivers are dickhead, it's mainly Cayenne drivers.
Nine Bob Note
Self-Isolating before it was fashionable
Good for her, but this is the headline and has fuck all to do with South (or East as we are soon to be) Cumbria
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Cops: Runaway bull still on the run, on sixth day after escape from Moriches farm
The search continued overnight and into Sunday but the 1,500-pound bull still had eluded capture.
www.newsday.com
Runaway bull still on the run, on sixth day after escape
In a statement Saturday, Pitsinos said: "The bull is remarkable, showing great tenacity, a love for life, even eluding authorities."
e2a he's got his own twitter
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Reaching out
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Good for her, but this is the headline and has fuck all to do with South (or East as we are soon to be) Cumbria
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Chinese man inserts live eel up rectum to cure constipation, almost dies | New Straits Times
HONG KONG: Doctors in southern China have removed a half-metre live eel from the stomach of a middle-aged man who inserted the elongated fish in himself, supposedly as a folk remedy for constipation, according to a local newspaper.
www.nst.com.my
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
From last September, but:
Lincolnshire Wildlife Park: Swearing parrots removed from view
Although parrots are well known for mimicking bad language, these are "more sweary than most".
www.bbc.co.uk
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Reaching out
I wouldn't have thought of that for constipation, maybe some other reason.Chinese man inserts live eel up rectum to cure constipation, almost dies | New Straits Times
HONG KONG: Doctors in southern China have removed a half-metre live eel from the stomach of a middle-aged man who inserted the elongated fish in himself, supposedly as a folk remedy for constipation, according to a local newspaper.
He should have tried working it out with a pencil
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
But he mightn’t have been a mathematician
petee
no gods, no malarkey
From last September, but:
Lincolnshire Wildlife Park: Swearing parrots removed from view
Although parrots are well known for mimicking bad language, these are "more sweary than most".www.bbc.co.uk
no audio samples
josef1878 2.0
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Links are always handy for more details.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
Mystery as £4.2m, 91-tonne recycling plant 'disappears'
Police are investigating the disappearance of the equipment from the storage facility in Wigan
andysays
Love and solidarity
Although there are a couple of photos of the equipment in place, I'm disappointed there's no photo of a bemused facilities manager pointing to the space where it once was but isn't any longerLinks are always handy for more details.
Mystery as £4.2m, 91-tonne recycling plant 'disappears'
Police are investigating the disappearance of the equipment from the storage facility in Wigan
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josef1878 2.0
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Thank youbecause the thread title asks for Local Newspaper Headlines?
sorry
If I could figure out how to post a link from the MEN app I would. I've tried and any advice would be nice
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Cops: Runaway bull still on the run, on sixth day after escape from Moriches farm
The search continued overnight and into Sunday but the 1,500-pound bull still had eluded capture.www.newsday.com
Runaway bull still on the run, on sixth day after escape
In a statement Saturday, Pitsinos said: "The bull is remarkable, showing great tenacity, a love for life, even eluding authorities."
e2a he's got his own twitter
still on the loose but will be going to a sanctuary when caught, if ever
ICYMI: Barney, The Bull, Faces A New Ploy To Nab Him
ICYMI: Barney, The Bull, Faces A New Ploy To... - Shirley-Mastic, NY - Residents are asked to report sightings to 911; Suffolk polices elite Emergency Services Unit has been equipped with tranquilizer serum.
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German pensioner given hefty fine for WW2 tank in house
The 82 year old is given a suspended sentence and fined €250,000 (£213,469).
www.bbc.co.uk
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