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hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the Croydon Advertiser
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
Glasgow man gets tattoo of square sausage in 'Morton's Roll' to cover name of ex
The brilliant ink took tattoo artist Chrisse MacGregor just over two hours to complete!
Glasgow man gets tattoo of square sausage in 'Morton's Roll' to cover name of ex
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Meanwhile, down in Edinburgh, major academic restructures are going on:
www.edinburghlive.co.uk
Incredible footage shows Canada Geese taking over an Edinburgh university
Allan Brown of the Lothians and Fife Swan and Goose Study Group told Edinburgh Live that he had never seen such a large gaggle of Canada Geese in the Lothians before.
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
And I, for one, welcome our new learned avian overlords.Meanwhile, down in Edinburgh, major academic restructures are going on:
Incredible footage shows Canada Geese taking over an Edinburgh university
Allan Brown of the Lothians and Fife Swan and Goose Study Group told Edinburgh Live that he had never seen such a large gaggle of Canada Geese in the Lothians before.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Should have got a lobsterGlasgow man gets tattoo of square sausage in 'Morton's Roll' to cover name of ex
The brilliant ink took tattoo artist Chrisse MacGregor just over two hours to complete!www.glasgowlive.co.uk
Glasgow man gets tattoo of square sausage in 'Morton's Roll' to cover name of ex
petee
no gods, no malarkey
krtek a houby
Anger is Hi-NRG
Shatner?
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
One old lady was locked in the lavatory;
She was there from Monday 'til Saturday,
And nobody knew she was there.
www.worthingherald.co.uk
One old lady was locked in the lavatory;
She was there from Monday 'til Saturday,
And nobody knew she was there.
Firefighters free woman from public toilet on Goring seafront
Firefighters were called to free a woman who had become trapped in a public toilet in Goring.
www.worthingherald.co.uk
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
Confused guy, "You are appointing me as a what? WTF is a hedgerow champion?"
Wiston Estate farmer appointed first Sussex ‘hedgerow champion’
The Countryside Charity CPRE Sussex has appointed its first ‘hedgerow champion’ to raise awareness of important wildlife habitats.
www.worthingherald.co.uk
hitmouse
so defeated, thinks it's funny
Angry rock star attacks Bristol shop door
"He started to kick the hell out of it. It was more than six times"
bluescreen
tofu eating wokerati
Driver claimed not to know what blue lights meant after being pulled over near Cambridge
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Campaign demands famous Welsh Dragon should have a penis on all flags
There is a public campaign is being mounted to add a penis to the dragon on the Welsh flag.
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Why do they assume the dragon is male?
Campaign demands famous Welsh Dragon should have a penis on all flags
There is a public campaign is being mounted to add a penis to the dragon on the Welsh flag.www.southwalesargus.co.uk
JimW
支那暗杀团
Y Ddraig CockCampaign demands famous Welsh Dragon should have a penis on all flags
There is a public campaign is being mounted to add a penis to the dragon on the Welsh flag.
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Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
or even has a penis - could just be a cloaca or summat
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Maybe it’s just where I grew up but this makes me laugh 
Fudstock festival: Three injured in Barrow fairground ride incident
One woman is in a critical condition in hospital and two others were seriously hurt.
www.bbc.co.uk
steveo87
22/11/2022 - got a maths joke.
For once, I'm using a laptop, and the added humour of gently scrolling (I'm using the arrow keys), is joyous!
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Aberdeen residents baffled after massive Pat Butcher portrait appears on city wall
Aberdeen locals and visitors have been left baffled after a massive portrait of Pat Butcher appeared on a wall in the city centre. The street art -
www.eveningexpress.co.uk
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