Local Newspaper Headlines!
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cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
That ad placement works really well, clearly 'stay safe, we'll deliver' is a reference to covid, but it works with that headline too.
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
I used to work with a fella from “Donny” that was proud of the fact that in the mid-90s it had the highest rate of STDs
dessiato
🇪🇸 españa te quiero
Sounds just like Donny.I used to work with a fella from “Donny” that was proud of the fact that in the mid-90s it had the highest rate of STDs
Only on seven days a week though!
petee
no gods, no malarkey
hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
The other week I was on a train with a group of Rovers fans who were doing loads of anti-Rotherham chants, even though we were nowhere near South Yorkshire. "There's only one Chuckle Brother, one Chuckle Brother, one Chuckle Brother... Barry's in a box, Barry's in a box!"I used to work with a fella from “Donny” that was proud of the fact that in the mid-90s it had the highest rate of STDs
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Not exactly local (but in a way very local indeed) but what a headline (and story):
www.google.co.uk
Man Ejaculates Out Of His Anus For Two Years Before Seeking Help
Man Ejaculates Out Of His Anus For Two Years Before Seeking Help
www.google.co.uk
Our honest review of the 'worst rated' Spoons in Essex according to TripAdvisor
It has an average rating of 2.5 stars out of 5 on the review website
'Abnormally horny' hound risks doing 'irreversible damage' to his weary willy
A HUMPING hound whose “abnormally horny” nature is causing serious damage to his weary willy is in desperate need of surgery.
petee
no gods, no malarkey
Lawyer Held in Contempt for Repeatedly Saying “Gadzooks” After Judge’s Ruling
in what appears to be the only decision to address the use of this ancient term.
loweringthebar.net
"THE COURT: Mr. Thollander, if you make one more comment under your breath—
MR. THOLLANDER: I said gadzooks.
"THE COURT: Mr. Thollander, if you make one more comment that’s offensive to this Court, I will hold you in contempt of court.
MR. THOLLANDER: Gadzooks is offensive to the Court?"
seeformiles
Lost in the wood
My brother lived in a squat in London Lane, Hackney that had an even worse toilet than this one:
www.birminghammail.co.uk
UK's worst toilet found by revolted locksmith - and it's near Brum
Rio Beardmore, 48, found the disgusting bog after being asked to force his way into a property owned by a friend after the occupiers refused to answer the door
Indeliblelink
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Sod the petrol
www.bristolpost.co.uk
John Lewis store runs out of scones as supply crisis gets serious
Supplier issues blamed as popular treat is off the menu
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hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
I think they should also try Essex's best-rated Wetherspoons for comparison purposes. Also, god, that spoons can hardly be worse than trying to navigate around an Essex Live story.Our honest review of the 'worst rated' Spoons in Essex according to TripAdvisor
It has an average rating of 2.5 stars out of 5 on the review websitewww-essexlive-news.cdn.ampproject.org
danny la rouge
More like *fanny* la rouge!
hitmouse
music obfuscation technology
London's coke eels have a new competitor:
www.theguardian.com
Glastonbury: drug traces from on-site urination could harm rare eels
Scientists found dangerous levels of cocaine in nearby River Whitelake after the festival
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
London's coke eels have a new competitor:
Glastonbury: drug traces from on-site urination could harm rare eels
Scientists found dangerous levels of cocaine in nearby River Whitelake after the festival
Fucking hell.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Sweat cloud drizzle
platinumsage
HaveMyPassword123
Fucking hell.
That means someone has previously done an experiment feeding MDMA to European eels to see at what concentration their lifecycle is affected.
prunus
Tick tock.
Yeah, look, we were young, we were drunk. It seemed funny at the time. You don’t have to keep bringing it up.
Indeliblelink
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seeformiles
Lost in the wood
Not local but pretty bizarre all the same
Shakira: Singer attacked by a pair of wild boars
The Colombian singer was walking in a park in Barcelona, Spain, with her son when the animals struck.
www.bbc.co.uk
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
I'm ignoring the Local in the thread title
www.theguardian.com
Didn't he listen to his mam when she warned him not to bolt his food?
Doctors in Lithuania find kilo of nails and screws in man’s stomach
The man started swallowing metal objects, some measuring 10cm long, when he gave up alcohol, hospital official says
cupid_stunt
Chief seagull hater & farmerbarleymow's nemesis.
<groan>
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
Or when she told him not to bite his nails.I'm ignoring the Local in the thread title
Didn't he listen to his mam when she warned him not to bolt his food?Doctors in Lithuania find kilo of nails and screws in man’s stomach
The man started swallowing metal objects, some measuring 10cm long, when he gave up alcohol, hospital official says
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