Urban v's the Commentariat

[The Pale King]

he tells people how to cook on a budget(like they never knew). Ergo he is vladmir illich re-incarnate

I'm imagining Lenin hosting a cooking show now. 'And today we're cooking...Borscht!'

 

[DaveCinzano]

I'm imagining Lenin hosting a cooking show now. 'And today we're cooking...Borscht!'

• MasterlessChef
• Great British Bukharin Off
• Ramsey MacDonald's Kitchen Cabinet Nightmares
• Controlling the Means of Cake Production with Prole Leith

 

[agricola]

I'm imagining Lenin hosting a cooking show now. 'And today we're cooking...Borscht!'

One would probably want to avoid his Lenin Drizzle Cake, though.

 

[J Ed]

The Hairy Strikers' Eurasian Adventure

 

[The Pale King]

Most advanced layer (of the proletariat) cake

...bloody hell that was a hard 5 minutes' thinking

 

[butchersapron]

Beat the (egg) whites with the red whisk.

 

[Louis MacNeice]

Steak and revolution

 

[friedaweed]

Ready Steady Kuntz

 

[DaveCinzano]

Kremlin brûlée

 

[DaveCinzano]

Most advanced layer (of the proletariat) cake

...bloody hell that was a hard 5 minutes' thinking

Intellectual labour, cme.

 

[DotCommunist]

anyone recycling from the firebox punathon will be shot

 

[seventh bullet]

Stalin Tender Dumplings (pelmeni).

'Life has become better, comrades, life has become more joyful.'

 

[DaveCinzano]

Top Tips:

• When baking a proletarian soufflé, always be careful not to allow your oven to become too kulak
• Take turns to lick the bowlshevik
• Avoid Sino-Soviet splits in your mayonaisse by introducing historical materialism very gradually

 

[seventh bullet]

Five-Step Plan to make the perfect kotleti.

 

[Rice & Salt]

Trot-calate ice cream. Be careful not to pick at it too much.

 

[co-op]

Always remember to convert Imperial measures *spits* into metric gramscis

 

[Rural]

The Gulaging Gourmet
Showing me age a bit here!

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Fanny Cradock strike of 1970

 

[Theisticle]

Laurie Penny manages to sum up in one tweet why I can't stand her shitty politics:

 

[el-ahrairah]

aaaargh fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

 

[butchersapron]

That Time article is written by the geezer on the left in this scene - really - that would get me excited:

 

[rekil]

You probably haven’t heard of the Jackson State shootings.

 

[MAD-T-REX]

Laurie Penny manages to sum up in one tweet why I can't stand her shitty politics

I'd keep that to myself if I was LP. Time is a right-wing, infotainment rag.

 

[equationgirl]

Correction What does Jamie "I'm worth 150m and I've never finished a book" Oliver know about socialism.

He finished his first book last year (Catching Fire) last year - he's dyslexic.

 

[8den]

He finished his first book last year (Catching Fire) last year - he's dyslexic.

So he's written more books than he's read?

 

[equationgirl]

And I've heard of the Kent State shootings.

 

[DotCommunist]

niel young did a song about that massacre

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm imagining Lenin hosting a cooking show now. 'And today we're cooking...Borscht!'

Ready, Steady, Communism

 

[Bakunin]

I'm imagining Lenin hosting a cooking show now. 'And today we're cooking...Borscht!'

I'll provide the pre-dinner cocktail, 'Resd Under The Bed.'

Recipe:

Put two Trots in a confined space.

Add a dash of personal falling-out dressed ups deeply-held political principles.

Stir in a large measure of careerist ambition.

Add two overblown egos.

A little vodka.

And the chance of a lucrative career for one of them as a mainstream media talking head.

Serve with plenty of heat and just as little light, wrapped in several torn-up party cards and an unsold copy of Socialist Worker..

 

[equationgirl]

So he's written more books than he's read?

Pretty much - he uses a dictaphone to write his books, although I suspect someone else does the transcribing.