8ball
Decolonise colons!
And then we get the barrage of stuff on Twitter explaining the rules as if it is an education they need. THEY FUCKING KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING!
It's like that Smashy and Nicey or whatever the fuck they were called and their sexist, racist talks they were doing round the country.
If in doubt, claim that the world changed while you weren't looking and it was all innocent.