Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
In my early teenage years the library was an absolute godsend for finding out some information about being gay. With no internet I remember having to be a real sleuth in tracking down the relevant books without daring to ask librarians. Funnily enough none of it was in the children's/teenage section but I still managed to track it down and get thoroughly corrupted by Satan.
I had a friend who got pregnant because she was told by her boyfriend that she couldn't get pregnant if he pulled out. When the doctor told her that she was pregnant, she asked "will birth control help?" in the most innocent voice I think I've ever heard come out of an adult's mouth. I'm not certain whose eyes bugged out more, mine or the doctor's. Mutual facepalms followed.
(Her mother blamed me for the fact that she got pregnant. Yep. I got a girl pregnant in college!).