all these “So and so’s time is up” threads.

[ElizabethofYork]

time is up for it?

Wow's time is up.

 

[Smangus]

I think we need a generic "Time is up" thread where posters can insert a subject/person of their choice with every post . Sort of a catch all, so that no one feels left out

 

[Pickman's model]

Wow's time is up.

wow! is it that time already?

 

[keybored]

What happened? Someone posted a thread with that title 10 years ago and now you all have to? Jesus wept.

63/1 reply ratio, good work!

 

[A380]

One of the Goodies, who lives in a riverside Home Counties town brought some herbs and Australian chocolate biscuits as he was meeting the UK’s most recent astronaut, who had just been on a beach holiday. but the lid came off the herbs ruining the biscuits in the container he had put them both in meaning he had to get rid of said container.

Thame Tim’s thyme and Tim Tam tin for tanned Tim time is up.

 

[tim]

mom your time is up!

 

[JimW]

Time gentleurbs, please. You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

 

[MrSki]

What happened? Someone posted a thread with that title 10 years ago and now you all have to? Jesus wept.

Not even been here 4 months and trying to tell others how they should start threads?

Fucking cheeky cunt.

 

[xenon]

Not even been here 4 months and trying to tell others how they should start threads?

Fucking cheeky cunt.

He's right though, those threads are shit.

 

[xenon]

I blame Nato. And the West.

 

[Serge Forward]

I blame Corbyn

 

[MrSki]

Surely Ed Miliband is to blame?

 

[two sheds]

He's right though, those threads are shit.

what in particular? It's only the thread titles - the threads largely discuss their fuck ups.

 

[Serge Forward]

He's right though, those threads are shit.

The threads are fine, it's just the titles are shit.

 

[Pickman's model]

The threads are fine, it's just the titles are shit.

what's that auld adage about 'don't judge a book by its cover'?

 

[xenon]

what in particular? It's only the thread titles - the threads largely discuss their fuck ups.

The thread title sets the tone. A tired overdone joke. Copy a tweet, few smilies, job done.

 

[xenon]

I do read them BTW.

 

[Ax^]

The threads are fine, it's just the titles are shit.

this thread is a dumpster fire


thought drunk me had killed it on page one but it keeps rolling

 

[Pickman's model]

this thread is a dumpster fire


thought drunk me had killed it on page one but it keeps rolling

C- must try harder

 

[Ax^]

no me posting and not remembering it

should not try harder

 

[Serge Forward]

this thread is a dumpster fire


thought drunk me had killed it on page one but it keeps rolling

We should turn it into a sausage thread.

So does anyone know where to get decent lorne sausage in England? The cheap ones in Iceland are rank.

 

[Pickman's model]

We should turn it into a sausage thread.

So does anyone know where to get decent lorne sausage in England? The cheap ones in Iceland are rank.

I know where you can get ten royal sausages. Tho they might be a bit bony

 

[Serge Forward]

I was wondering who'd mention old sausage fingers first

 

[spitfire]

In my defence I posted the Suella Braverman's time was up thread because her time actually was up.

How little we knew.

 

[ouirdeaux]

I'd just like to admit that I'm to blame. For everything.

Sorry.

 

[Pickman's model]

I'd just like to admit that I'm to blame. For everything.

Sorry.

It's all on wow, tbh. All of it. The war in Ukraine. The weather. The absence of pink biscuits in editor's cupboard. All wow's fault.

 

[two sheds]

You started it! We did not start it.
Yes you did, you invaded Poland.

 

[Ax^]

invade such a stronge word have you tried to stop a panzer it got a lot of forward momentum

invasion it was bad breaking ok so Warsaw is a little broken but let's not digress

 

[ouirdeaux]

The absence of pink biscuits in editor's cupboard.

There are people who want pink biscuits? I thought those were the ones that get left over in the assortment box when the more palatable offerings had been taken.

 

[wow]

Not even been here 4 months and trying to tell others how they should start threads?

Fucking cheeky cunt.

He's right though, those threads are shit.

It’s almost like the amount of “dues paid” doesn’t mean shit. You fucking cunt.