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the south atlantic industrial zone is 'go' (priti patel floated idea of sending asylum seekers to ascension island)

Looks ghastly doesn't it?

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?? (apols if im missing the joke here)

it looks more like this - a detention camp
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or this

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They used floating prisons for internment in the north of Ireland. I heard the story, once, of one guy who was desperate to escape, and did so by hoarding butter pats, stripping down to his underpants, and greasing himself up.

Thus lubricated, he was able to squeeze through the porthole of his cell, and leap into the Lagan waters below.
 
Say one thing for the woman no matter how often she gets shot down, it doesn't stop her. The Channel isn't that deep only about a 100ft at it's deepest point, I suspect the next suggestion will be sinking a load of concrete blocks halfway across and building an island.
 
?? (apols if im missing the joke here)

it looks more like this - a detention camp
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or this

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With a slight alteration this will work for the former people as they're gathered on deck as the penguins leap into to ocean and then the auld stena ferries are scuttled so they slowly settle into the sea. This would supplement the pellet factory
 
Is this another example of the Tories floating an egregiously unacceptable idea, so they can get the public to accept something that is still unacceptable but not quite as horrific?
Your presence on this thread as welcome as Boris Johnson's in Downing Street
 
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Apparently they have decided to use another strange remote island not sheppy but The Isle of Wright 😈 its an Island.

Anyone want to suggest to Pretty vacant Ireland could be used to house asylum seekers? It sounds like an Island and is next door:rolleyes:. The fact that its an independent nation would probably pass her by
 
Apparently they have decided to use another strange remote island not sheppy but The Isle of Wright 😈 its an Island.

Anyone want to suggest to Pretty vacant Ireland could be used to house asylum seekers? It sounds like an Island and is next door:rolleyes:. The fact that its an independent nation would probably pass her by

Probably best not mention Direct Provision to her though she'll get ideas.
 
Apparently they have decided to use another strange remote island not sheppy but The Isle of Wright 😈 its an Island.

Anyone want to suggest to Pretty vacant Ireland could be used to house asylum seekers? It sounds like an Island and is next door:rolleyes:. The fact that its an independent nation would probably pass her by
The isle of wright? It's in australia

 
Also not an insignificant factor, AI has no airport capable of taking flights from the UK right now, she also looked at St Helena, which also has no airport capable of taking a flight from the UK. Not sure South Africa or Namibia would wish to be involved in Patel's imperialistic racist plans, tbf.

Send the bastards to the Cayman Islands then... :hmm:
 
Isn’t this all just dead catting, so as to divert attention from the latest fucking shambles around Covid?
 
Isn’t this all just dead catting, so as to divert attention from the latest fucking shambles around Covid?

Who knows any more? Taking Johnson as their lead it could just be the perverted fantasies of the Tory core manifesting themselves amidst complete indifference to/boredom with Corona. Either way I don't buy all the 'they don't really mean it' stuff. They’d happily create Internment Island if they could, only thing stopping them is the possibility of a cheaper way to treat people like shit.
 
Isn’t this all just dead catting, so as to divert attention from the latest fucking shambles around Covid?

I'm not sure it is - Patel and some in No.10 would quite like to pull this off, or at least be seen to try - however there are lots in govt who are appalled by it and will try to sabotage, and the individuals concerned are at the less effective end of the ministerial spectrum, so also have to climb the wall of their own incompetence, and thats before they get to the enemy.

Lots of visceral opposition to this - I read that Gove referenced camps for these people in a 'joke' during cabinet, but that he wasn't smiling, and that only the impaired Patel didn't get the meaning of his thoughts...
 
I'm not sure it is - Patel and some in No.10 would quite like to pull this off, or at least be seen to try - however there are lots in govt who are appalled by it and will try to sabotage, and the individuals concerned are at the less effective end of the ministerial spectrum, so also have to climb the wall of their own incompetence, and thats before they get to the enemy.

Lots of visceral opposition to this - I read that Gove referenced camps for these people in a 'joke' during cabinet, but that he wasn't smiling, and that only the impaired Patel didn't get the meaning of his thoughts...

I don't think the MoD or, more importantly, the USSF would stand for it would they? The last they want is discontented scrandies wandering around.
 
I don't think the MoD or, more importantly, the USSF would stand for it would they? The last they want is discontented scrandies wandering around.

I doubt MOD has the political capital - given its other battles - to fight it off, but the US would properly lose its shit over the idea.

I have no sought that the MOD would quietly brief the US as to the most politically damaging phrases to use.
 
There's a whiff of the civil service leaking against PPatel in all this. It doesn't sound like she's made many friends there :rolleyes: The retired ferries story is much more believable.
 
There's a whiff of the civil service leaking against PPatel in all this. It doesn't sound like she's made many friends there :rolleyes: The retired ferries story is much more believable.
Again, the retired ferries are to move tens of thousands of former people south. The ruling class will organise and pay for its own destruction.
 
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