Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
"Bands routinely tour Europe but not non-EU states at a loss to promote their work"
That's an impressive strawmen you've just put up there. Try reading what I actually wrote without filling in all the gaps with your imagination. And then maybe you might get to your Big Point.
My point was you and your mates will not need a carnet but you may need a work visa if you wish to work in the EU. You have been stressing about this, especially the carnet thing for quite a while. It seems you are still not happy and that you should be given preferential treatment over African or Asian bands.