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The Ashes 2009

Regarding the Bell double hundred.

When Rob key made that double hundred, me and my mate were watching it laughing at him for having a big square face and being shit cos he had had a rubbish series. - when he was on about 4 and had fenced at one uunconvincingly I said, watch the big fat public school boy lummox get 214 or something.

He then got 214...

(I'm not sure it was actually 214, but you get the gist - also, I quite like Rob Key and my insults were only a joke and I'm not sure he is a public schoolboy, but he just looked so posh and well fed in his cricket whites)

That was the high point of my life predictions wise.
 
Regarding the Bell double hundred.

When Rob key made that double hundred, me and my mate were watching it laughing at him for having a big square face and being shit cos he had had a rubbish series. - when he was on about 4 and had fenced at one uunconvincingly I said, watch the big fat public school boy lummox get 214 or something.

He then got 214...

(I'm not sure it was actually 214, but you get the gist - also, I quite like Rob Key and my insults were only a joke and I'm not sure he is a public schoolboy, but he just looked so posh and well fed in his cricket whites)

That was the high point of my life predictions wise.
It was 221 according to Cricinfo.
 
(I'm not sure it was actually 214, but you get the gist - also, I quite like Rob Key and my insults were only a joke and I'm not sure he is a public schoolboy, but he just looked so posh and well fed in his cricket whites)
He isn't, given that he's a man and left school some years ago. And he wasn't as he went to a comprehensive.

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Beat me to it LBJ - Key comes from Dulwich (my manor-ish) too :cool:

He does have a big square face into which it looks like he feeds pies into at an alarming rate though
 
Aye it does help, but he looked like a chubby posh 13 yr old...

For what it's worth, I'd have picked Key for this game.
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Strauss gone :rolleyes:

Looked like he was set for a big score too..........

Not gonna score fast with a nervous Bell and Colly at the crease
 
Trouble is he doesn't really specialise in winning causes.
Bit harsh. A first-innings double hundred in Aus last time round. It wasn't his fault the team conspired to lose from the position he'd set up.

Trouble is he's out of form, and there are fewer more painful sights in cricket than an out-of-form Paul Collingwood.
 
Bit harsh. A first-innings double hundred in Aus last time round. It wasn't his fault the team conspired to lose from the position he'd set up.

Trouble is he's out of form, and there are fewer more painful sights in cricket than an out-of-form Paul Collingwood.
Not really harsh. Every team needs a grafter. It's just that it's not necessarily a rewarding role in terms of public recognition.
 
I've been patiently putting up with it for many pages now in an attempt to not jinx anything, but I finally have to say it: All you Collingwood and Bell haters? FUCK OFF!
 
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