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The Ashes 2009

Warney this morning. He can't resist can he..

"Up to now, Collingwood has been looking after himself rather than the interests of his team by staying at five, while Ravi Bopara and Ian Bell have been taking the flak above him.

"Now, at last, he's going to take some responsibility. He should have been putting his hand up to bat at three or four, especially with Kevin Pietersen injured.

"After Andrew Strauss he is England's most senior batsman and he's been hiding at five. He owes England a match-winning hundred; perhaps then he'll deserve the MBE he collected for scoring seven and 10 four years ago."
 
Hahahaha, anyone else hear on Sky coverage Warne trying to explain to Bumble what the "Wedding Crashers" film is???? Classic, reminds me of 2005 when Slater was asking Boycott if he had seen "National Lampoon's European Vaction". Cricket is amazing.
 
He's like some tedious cunt in the office who constantly reminds you of something stupid you said in a meeting five years ago.

Out of interest, has warney got any honours from her majesty? Seems crazy collingwood has and the greatest bowler in history hasnt got any...

Or did he get one at some stage?
 
that's what I mean, the high pressure situation, we'll flake it I think

As opposed to the total lack of pressure involved in playing catch-up to the side who've just made 550 after you've stuck them in on a featherbed you mean?

Out of interest, has warney got any honours from her majesty? Seems crazy collingwood has and the greatest bowler in history hasnt got any...

Or did he get one at some stage?

Surely if he doesn't it's at the door of the Aussie government.
 
Of course we should have batted first. To do other wise would have been pure mentalist idiocy. We need to win the game and to do that we need runs on the board. Why we would be any more likely to get them batting second I don't know...

sorry, I got all narky then, I didn't mean to sound so scathing!
 
Of course we should have batted first. To do other wise would have been pure mentalist idiocy. We need to win the game and to do that we need runs on the board. Why we would be any more likely to get them batting second I don't know...

sorry, I got all narky then, I didn't mean to sound so scathing!

I agree - also because it's hardly a statement of intent putting them in.
 
Great spell of bowling here from Johnson - REALLY giving Bell a going over.

He'll be out very soon at this rate. Looks all at sea
 
Great spell of bowling here from Johnson - REALLY giving Bell a going over.

He'll be out very soon at this rate. Looks all at sea

But this is what he's got to figure out how to survive.

How many time I've seen Ponting battered and then score a hundred I don't know. It's what takes him from good to great.

I only mention Bell and punter in the same breath to draw a distinction, not to suggest they're equivalent.
 
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